doesnt understand simple or complex maths

has been seen leaving the secret SpamGuards society where he was initiated into the fold with plentiful amounts of spam jousting!!

its true the internet told me so!!

wanks to destination calabria.

lives in northampton, therefore must work in the head office of the company for which I work. this makes him a tosser!

what company do you work for? I may have to have you fired for not making enough god damn tea!!

Edit: above person is secretly into jewish love triangles

Edited 10 October, 201114 yr by matt01

fails.

Jewish love triangles? they a bit like buddhist anal xylophones?

Smells.

Jewish love triangles? they a bit like buddhist anal xylophones?

Smells.

you know it!

chezbian

must realise this is a speculation thread.

loves being a hill billy

fails.

has an inverted bellend, according to local legend.

is post op.

has no op.

Matt I work for Wickes.

selling the kitchens and bathrooms.

forces OAP's into buying things they don't want or need.

would like to purchase a pull out ironing board from me.

has a strange effect on the mind.

Club Polo discount?

doesn't possess the ability to get an elderly couple to part with £450 for a.................................................

MIRROR!

raped an old man.

proceeded get raped by said old man

fails.

Secretly envies hermafrodites , as theyve the best of both worlds..

uses 2 forks and 2 knives when you eat cereal.

used 2 forks and 2 knives when he eat out slims arse

Edited 12 October, 201114 yr by bish vw

got jelous and tried with his brother, his brother was not interested and slapped bish, bish cried

had a cheeky pOcket shuffle in a crowded club s