had a cheeky pOcket shuffle in a crowded club singing "every day I'm shuffeling"

likes to add to his last post and expand on himself

Loves Rich.

doesnt know its good to love rich people

Raped an Applegoose.

goosed an apple...?

Appled a goose

drove to mcds to order KFC

Spelunkered a bulldozer with his life partner.

likes to eat cheese

Likes to dick a big chunk of Edam

Likes dick cheese.

should take a look in the fridge and see what other munch there is.

Likes to put peanut butter on his crotch and let his dog chow down

had a pint last night and was mashed.

stalks me

Actually has the same day over and over.

smells.

gesticulates instead of speculating.

prefers speculation to ejaculation.

prefers emasculation to ejaculation.

was disappointed when he took a post as a junior gynecologist.

Shit stinks

uses a pen to block his penis when he needs a piss!

pulls his prince albert out when he takes a piss so he can piss sideways.