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captin_urbis
captin_urbis
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must hold this bell and twisting it to a side to piss sideways!
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Shits side ways
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isnt skilled enough to have a sidecrap!
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needs to crap

talks crap

Eats crap
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has 14 fish called bobby

Can't count it's 15
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Hasnt checked sinse u brutally murdered the small one

is a cereal killer.
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has a teeshirt made of rice paper

Is into necrophilia.

Is into mechaphilia.
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told me i should start using a heater for the thighs

Smells.
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is a huge cocknose

Has no nose
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decided to use a real chicken to make an omlette instead of chicken eggs

Doesn't know how an omelette is made.
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doesnt know i, not mummy or mrs, had just made and eaten an omelette at time of posting and it was great =]

he isn't really a captain.

infact he doesnt even like polos
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hasnt realised i am a sainsburys basic's captain with the spelling

can't spell.
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prefers to eat asda's asda price crisps because they are just flakes of crispy potatoes

Likes kettle chips like me.

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