cant use a ly-lo

Edited 6 November, 201114 yr by mini_mayhem

has a bath in the local sewage system

Likes to sit in said sewage for hours till his balls glow green

doesnt drive a bus, doesnt live in bacup and is NOT a vw action hero

I may not live in bacup I may not drive a bus but I'm still a fucking hero

Is a borrower

has dumps like a truck.

thinks that there is a tower in paris named after them

is unaware of the french spelling of my name.

Has been unfortunate enough to use the loo after me hahaha

spent 5 hours in line waiting for COD MW3 because he still has his virginity

Thinks virginity is an achievement on said game

has never lost his virginity

Is a sex maniac

knows that from experience.

Enjoys munging!

shit the bed.

has a big masive shit framed and labeled with a date

was the artist

fills his egg timer with dried shit granuals instead of sand

loves to lick the shit off his dads anal beads

likes to post about himself

is a dick :(

Likes the dick.

doesnt know how to use a dick, even his own

wears his mums tights and jumps off his bumk bed onto a matress pretending hes superman