Is unaware I regularly shop at waitrose, as it is the nearest shop to my new house.

He also may be unaware that waitrose is cheaper for a kilo of sugar than sainsburys and jack Fultons

sucked off an 'ORSE

was once found naked and covered in lithium grease in a field of pigs.

Uses copper grease instead of KY

likes to dip his nuts in nitromoors.

Eat tulips.

likes to stand in corridors with his knob out pretending to be a door

regularly blows seals and sheep in his car.

Is actually the 99 relay which is so sort after!

wishes he had a relay 99 to call his own.

99 is the most useful relay in the entire car tbh.

hates whales and dolphins.

kissed the girls and made them cry also gave them a dose of clap

has a car too old to benefit from relay 99 and cries at night slitting his wrists because of this fact.

doesnt own a car but owns a granny shopper with square wheels

Has walked 500 miles in someone elses boots...

Has to walk barefoot as chris stole his boots.

borrowed the boots i stole but prefers stilettos

wears knee high boots with relay 99 stitched in.

loves to dress up for his misses in just un-done army boots and a black collar.

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Talks with a limp...

spends his spare time in a gingham dress with bonnet and army boots

has watched several 'glory hole' pornos and as a result, hangs around truck stops.

once visited a little chef

is the little chef that Rich visited - and they had a "good time" together

joined in with the festivities