I heard harris doesn't know what speculating is.

i heard your a picky dick

has admitted hes actually a male to male prostitute

should have hit me up for some autosport lovin'

need a translator though, unfortunately I can't hear the lancashire accent, its like white noise to me.

haha jokes on you! my 'lancashire' accent has a mix of everything in it. I'm not actually from lancashire

loves a mab called richard as pictured

loves a man called richard as pictured

is a lyrical genius.

listens to genesis like they are a new thing

has to go to the toilet everytime coronation street comes on

is oviusly dreddin the soaps when they start

has a lot to learn about the members section...

has stated somethin irrelivant

has a really high up anus.

must never use the term 'thou shall not pass!'

is a batty boy

likes to no these things for personal reasoons

is worth a few gold doubloons

isn't gay, but his boyfriend is

cannot drive all 4 cars as pictured

thinks he could beat chuck norris in a fist fight

Is a salad dodger

Still uses a 1900's camera for that extra retro charm.

gets his knob out for that extra charm

Is secretly working with covert alien forces in an attempt to fit the engines from flying saucers into a breadvan and tear everyone to pieces down Santa Pod strip, thus securing the planet for themselves and allowing him to become supreme overlord of the Pacific Ocean.

Going by the last post, is taking way too many drugs

Is still on way too many drugs