has stolen the idea and created a chum and dog poo pot noodle

Uses multiple jubilee clips on rubber brake hoses as braided brake hoses

Is saving up for a box of 100 jubilee clips, after a brainwave.

Is going to try it tomorrow

uses a jubilee clip as a cock ring - one of the real small ones

Wants to stay at the Y.M.C.A

Then took a poo on

Everyone's looking at him, wondering what he's on about.

secretly loves poo

Has spent a fortune on his own Winnie the poo collection lately

got winnie the poo confused with the shits

is making a new cartoon

Runnie the Pooh

Has his sketch book out already

is eating 5 vindaloo's ready to give inspiration

Featured in 2 poos 1 Winnie

was one of the poos

doesnt know how beef burgers are made

Thinks the meaning "beef burger" is something more explicit than just food

Thinks a cheeseburger is just food

Loves extra warm cheese on said cheeseburger

is a horder of cheese

protects the english borders with cheese.

Smells.

Smells bike saddles.

Corrected

Bolted a turbo onto his bike