bolted a bike to his turbo

is the only child, apart from susan boyle, that savile didnt touch.

When he couldn't find his jack, thought there must be an app for that.

smells.

smells like mulled wine.

Sent Matilda to a children's home.

is bruce bogtrotter.

Was thinking of the wrong Matilda.

Is a Matilda

Wonders who the hell Matilda is

Should know that Leon is really a hitman.

Changed the subject because he played the role of Matilda on his birthday once, and would rather forget the painful event.

gets aroused by the word matilda

actually touched matilda

wished he could touch matilda and not someone called matt

Wants to touch me.

has touched me

Loved it.

Smells.

smells because he touched their special area

Smells

also smells as he has it above his avatar

closet austrian^

Is a massive idiot.

Smells.