is still yet to get an imagination.

Smells.

can only spell one word competently because hes a tool

thinks he is a turbo.

wishes he was a turbo.

Touched turbos inappropriately

touched savile and glitter inappropriately when they were children.

was never good looking enough to be touched by anybody.

59 pages, the original poster, and it still hasn't come out that he likes keeping a baked bean up each nostril because he likes the way it makes his voice sound.

has a folder on his computer full of baked bean porn

Has never flicked a bean

tried flicking a bean once, flicked a pea.

59 pages, the original poster, and it still hasn't come out that he likes keeping a baked bean up each nostril because he likes the way it makes his voice sound.

HAHAHA!!! that made me chucle

wasnt a pea he flicked but an incredibly tiny penis

doesn't Smell.

Smells his victims boxers

stains his boxers with fake tan.

puts fake tan on his blow up dolly

can slam a revolving door.

Stands in shops swapping the apple pies for mince pies in their boxes, in an act of anti-Christmas statement.

puts expensive items in cheap items packaging and then buys the expensive item with the cheaper item in it.

Is always the one who gets home to find the cheap swapped stuff in the expensive packaging he buys

sits at his desk pressing F5 button repeatedly

Regularly has to press the F1 button

Smells.

only ever learnt one word and thats because his mum always told him it!