bummed a frog

doesn't actually own a genesis but they are his / hers favourite music group

chris is actually short for Christine

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misses huey and louie everyday.

flirts with women on ClubLupo

The "r" in his name is actually silent...

wishes he was English

is going to be the next James Bond.

Killed Kermit the frog and made some new sneakers from his skin....

cant master the highland fling

did the Australian fling with his sister .

Is a lineman for the county

wishes he had a relay 99 to call his own.

99 is the most useful relay in the entire car tbh.

Haha i do actually have the relay.

Speculation....

Once offered a penguin a blowey

was happy when he discovered that penquin muck resembles relay 99.

can actually spell penguin but is a bit docile at times

eats too many chocolate biscuits named after stupid polar animals.

Knows green is gay

has a rather strange fetish with pickled onions

Had a walk-on part in 'Return Of The Jedi' as an Ewok.

na too tall

speculation,- brushes his teeth with a toilet brush

Fought Chuck Norris once and lived to tell the tale

was acceptable in the 80's

wishes the 80's accepted him

wishes everyone accepted him

Cheques written by him are not accepted at all hull branches of lidl.

I've been to hull a few times, does the exhausts uk cruise still happen?

i think they do dont quote me and why go to hull? its a shit hole lol

anyway== uses his toilet to get a bath