Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeells.

Is gonna be on his sleigh tonight riding his reindeer

enjoys egg nog in his backside.

actually dislikes rich.

sucked off santa for his christmas presents

Was this so called Santa just to get sucked off

is tempted to suck me off in the hope of presents

Last statement was true

Always granny shifts and never double clutches like he should...

Drives a tdi to save the polar bears

Drives a Lupo cos he's only got three friends

drives slowly in his coupe.

Ref!

Is captain of the Rich'n'Pink club that opened on a back alley in his local town centre in November

Hangs out in the so called back alley, wearing a skirt and swinging his shlong while singing cheesy wotsits

has a cheesy wotsit.

Dreams of eating cheesy wotsits out of other men's shlongs

thinks that a red bull mk2 polo can fly.

Thinks he can fly after 1 wkd

thinks pulling birds means dragging a pigeon by its tail

Wishes he didn't smell

only learnt afew words at school.

once shat himself at school thus smells.

burned his head while change his engine oil and uses a hat to cover it

Snores like a warthog

Made sweet love to a warthog... thus making him smell.