Has a weirdo based smell fetish

Has the same fetish also a foot fetish which he loves to suck... Thus making him smell.

Firefox kicks him out of CP as the smells he produces could harm the web

broke the internet by typing google into google which burnt out his computer and leaving him with a horrible burnt smell

was Rolf Harris' bitch as a child

Until the herpies got the better of him

His middle name is herpes

Once used the chat up line "i know you've lost your virginity but can i play with the box it came in?"

is still a virgin because he smells

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is not a virgin in his own eyes as shagging cats is a part of his religion.

Is a mechaphile... and smells.

Is a one trick pony.......and the ponies dead!

does not know how to operate a tooth brush.

Got ring sting from a German tranny

Is the german tranny at weekends

Pays the tranny too damn well to give up he game

drives backwards

Thinks reverse gear will send him back in time

Belives that selecting reverse makes his whole engine run in reverse.

's living room is filled with mystery blunt objects that smell of pre-pubescent poopholes.

Sold him the collection

Smells.

is a towel.

You're a towel!

Smells like rotten fish and sewage so bad the only female wholl sleep with him is his mum