Can't spell very well

Is as ugly as a box of frogs

Is a morman and hates himself

Too stupid to even be a suicide bomber

doesnt know his arse from his elbow.

has no idea what's going on here

Smells like burning oil

Uses engine oil as lube on his mum!

Is downtrodden, dog fucking, toffee nosed, seat sniffing, damp, jesus shagging, stinky fingered, petrol drinking, cuntish tool swallowing, gay, lardy arsed, probing, stinking maggot fodder

Is related

Was one of the young boys Jimmy Tarbuck touched in the 70s

edit: "one of"

Edited 7 May, 201313 yr by andypandy

Was one of the others

collected all 151 original pokemon in his pokedex only to find out there now over 400 pokemon.

Thinks pokemon is a Jamaican card game

once sucked a fart out of his dads arsehole for a fiver and a bag of hot and spicy nik naks.

Was misinformed .

It was Rib'n'saucy

smells.

Wishes he could be as cool as me

Is as cool as tony blair

likes to wear a clown costume whilst juggling used tampons

lives in a pineapple under the sea

once chased a horse through a field

sucked off said horse.

Doesnt do horses...... just asses

Likes to feed the pony