Actually has a camera stuck to his face because hes so ugly

camera is broken and wont take color pictures.

Smells.

Feels self conscious about his severe body odour issue.

smells

likes going cheesing.

needs a phone holder not on his sill

hates nato green.

Smells.

enjoys taking selfies while getting intimate with four legged animals

likes to got to VW shows and show off his gold thong

Smells.

His birth certificate is actually an appology from the Durex factory...

Smells.

Committed a sexual offence on a Panda

doesnt know the muffin man.

is the muffin man

loves lamp.

has a permanent mangina

doesnt lick the lid of life

is addicted to german porn

likes watching arabian dog porn while shoving an old nokia 3310 up his arse and getting his pet hamster to lick his balls.

likes watching hamster porn, while shoving an arabian dog up his arse aswell as being on his old nokia 3310 to his mate who is licking another guys balls

loves getting shafted but doesnt even have the courtesy to give the guy a reach around.

plays conkers with his mates using there own balls