loves hull and the whole demonvw thing.

Got turned down for a part in lord of the rings as he had the wrong accent for a Hobbit.

played in lord of the rings but lost em apart from one and had to be renamed lord of the ring

after a night of misguided drinking, ended up putting himself in a bin, instead of the cat walking next to it.

once performed fellatio on a lemur.

Felches.

remembers hes a Womble.

Lived in a kangaroos gooey pouch

Sucked Jim Carrey off behind the men's bathroom at dub pres.

Is too scene for dub pres nowadays.

obviously never went to pres tonight.

carrys a 1" pen knife around to pick his teeth

spells penis as 'mind'

likes cars but can't drive.

got his driving licence from a fishing shop

doesnt have a driving license but has a bus pass

likes cars but can't drive.

I find you offensive.

speculation - makes this face at the elderly.

that face is his cum face

doesnt have a cum face, he just gargles to the tune of watership down.

didnt get a birth certificate but an apology from durex

has tried to scam cash4gold with Golden Nuggets 4 times.

and succeeded!

robbed the blind charity box from age concern

hides Osama bin laden in his attic

doesnt know theres a stall protesting against me in Kirkgate Arcade.

Rich should know who it is.

once was a hippy but couldnt get stoned