would only get stoned in iran.

has a prosthetic head

would loose his head in the 14th century

still lives in the 14th century

i like my thatched roof :(

isnt watching the bruce lee thing on channel 5 right now.

I'm in a truck with no tv in the middle of scotland! gutted!

spec- wears banana peel as slippers and wonders why he slips and falls

wants to get a room with Jamie.

Is in a room doing something inexplicable with a teacup, a pigeon and some cheese wire.

Is a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld, made of plastic, it's fantastic, he undresses everywhere, then something else, I can't remember.

can remeber........ it all.

Is doing a duet with me one day.

Is obviously barbie in the duet

Fine with me.

But then, you are Ken.

Ken has no manbits.

Edited 8 April, 201115 yr by Polio

uses 14 pidgeons in his forplay methods

eats his own face with a spoon

mistook his own weiner for a cocktail sausage at a party, but ate it anyway

enjoys hanging down his local ethnic shop and buying curries.

Secret Aussie who loves the ford meteor

Actually enjoys driving a punto...

Touched a platypus.

Used road kill as lube while watching platypus bestiality

makes garden furniture out of road kill

is the cause of the red ring of doom on xbox (es)

believes sarahs law is a guideline.

believes Fritzle's parenting was sound.