beleives the bears can smell the menstruation

goes dogging with bounty hunters

knows milk was a bad choice

gets a regular dose of herpes

did someone say the clap?

Gives himself a round of applause after sex......

Always blames the pleats in the pants...

likes using rope... (RopeAyy...!)

Edited 27 April, 201115 yr by Duey

Forces both hands down his japs eye whilst posting on club polo using his toes.

has no japs eye...

went to Japan and gouged someone's eyes out so they could have three japs eyes and create their own tri shooter.

Edited 4 May, 201115 yr by Rich

is a double posting retarded fish frog.

Edited 4 May, 201115 yr by Rich

is not actually a vagrant but is rather wealthy

raped the polo of death.

had a gtr but decided it was too flash.

had a gtr but decided it was too flash.

had a gtr but decided it was too flash.

speculates about himself because he's a raging homo.

watched the video of saddam hussain being hung and wished he wouldnt be aroused

Knows the whereabouts of my house keys.

Where are they? :(

lost his housekeys whilst doing a Michael Hutchence on webcam for Urbis who enjoys that sorta thing.

Hacked urbis' machine so he could watch too

regularly bashes one out whilst wearing a batman costume.

Sniffs aforementioned batman costume

knows and practices pokey bum wanks.