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hahahaha, if shes the one instigating it then its all fine.

Took a girl home after a night out, next morning I found out she was my house mates new GF :oops::lol:, thankfully she (my housemate) was so pissed the night before and couldn't remember anything, so she (the girl) said that she had come home with her but slept on the sofa as she was drunk :lol:

So.. You a bloke and slept with a lesbian? *High fives*

lol respect thats on my list of to dos :lol:

haha the guys world of sleeping with lesbians! i dont get it! (I'm female lol)

I didnt know she swung both ways at the time and my house mate has no interest in men whatsoever :lol: :lol: :lol: me and my house mate we did go out for a few weeks but never felt any connection but got on well with each other hence moving in together. :lol:

Paige: I dont see the whole fascination with lesbians, maybe because I've got a lot of them as friends and seeing them as couples is normal, but on a night out its funny watching guys gawping at 2 girls making out. hahahaha

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hahahaha, if shes the one instigating it then its all fine.

Took a girl home after a night out, next morning I found out she was my house mates new GF :oops::lol:, thankfully she (my housemate) was so pissed the night before and couldn't remember anything, so she (the girl) said that she had come home with her but slept on the sofa as she was drunk :lol:

So.. You a bloke and slept with a lesbian? *High fives*

lol respect thats on my list of to dos :lol:

haha the guys world of sleeping with lesbians! i dont get it! (I'm female lol)

I didnt know she swung both ways at the time and my house mate has no interest in men whatsoever :lol: :lol: :lol: me and my house mate we did go out for a few weeks but never felt any connection but got on well with each other hence moving in together. :lol:

Paige: I dont see the whole fascination with lesbians, maybe because I've got a lot of them as friends and seeing them as couples is normal, but on a night out its funny watching guys gawping at 2 girls making out. hahahaha

Lol didn't really make sense I can't make out if your a lesbian or a girl. Haha!

Either way lucky you bagging a girl and then your housemate being cool with it. You must be some awesome mate for her to forgive you!!

hahahaha, if shes the one instigating it then its all fine.

Took a girl home after a night out, next morning I found out she was my house mates new GF :oops::lol:, thankfully she (my housemate) was so pissed the night before and couldn't remember anything, so she (the girl) said that she had come home with her but slept on the sofa as she was drunk :lol:

So.. You a bloke and slept with a lesbian? *High fives*

lol respect thats on my list of to dos :lol:

haha the guys world of sleeping with lesbians! i dont get it! (I'm female lol)

I didnt know she swung both ways at the time and my house mate has no interest in men whatsoever :lol: :lol: :lol: me and my house mate we did go out for a few weeks but never felt any connection but got on well with each other hence moving in together. :lol:

Paige: I dont see the whole fascination with lesbians, maybe because I've got a lot of them as friends and seeing them as couples is normal, but on a night out its funny watching guys gawping at 2 girls making out. hahahaha

Lol didn't really make sense I can't make out if your a lesbian or a girl. Haha!

Either way lucky you bagging a girl and then your housemate being cool with it. You must be some awesome mate for her to forgive you!!

I'm a guy. :lol:

So even though you said your house mate has no interest in men, you still dated for a while?

THATS also impressive lol

It was when we first met in our first year, She was "inbetween" at the time, questioning is she was or not. :lol:

so long story short you turned her lesbian?..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

so long story short you turned her lesbian?..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

does sound bad. :lol:

Sounds even worse when you say the girl you brought home turned out to be a lesbian as well.... Pretty sure your either a lesbian magnet or just terrible enough to have the girls switch sides.... :p :p :p

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Are you a drag queen? luring lesbians back to your flat? :lol:

so bish have you banged her or you just want to know what people think

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Nah not yet only met her this weekend and her brother (my mate) was there so going in for the kill soon she said she's guna come for a drink but you can never read woman can you :doubt: could just be a major cock tease!

Nah not yet only met her this weekend and her brother (my mate) was there so going in for the kill soon she said she's guna come for a drink but you can never read woman can you :doubt: could just be a major cock tease!

most of them are cock teases lol just dont get caught thats my advice i have been caught a few times :lol:

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Yeah true! :lol: couple months ago i was at a little party and my mate came with this bird he'd been trying to nail she was all over me and as much as i'd loved to of fucked her he was my bets mate so tried to put her off end of the night he said i aint bothered mate fuck her she aint interested in me so turned out pretty good shame it isn't always that easy :p

I wish people would learn the difference between a Woman, and some Women... jeez

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Sorry sir it won't happen again.

Status with the bird = FAIL

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so long story short you turned her lesbian?..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you a drag queen? luring lesbians back to your flat? :lol:

ahaha bit late sorry but this is fucking hilarious

i wouldn't worry about the boyfriend part but if your close mates with her bro then might be worth thinking twice about

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yeah in the end she decied she loved her bloke to much silly cow :lol: shit happens her mate gave me her number the same night i met her so more talent to pursue!

yeah in the end she decied she loved her bloke to much silly cow :lol: shit happens her mate gave me her number the same night i met her so more talent to pursue!

i like your style move onto her mates lol

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:lol: it's only right :p

Remember to practice safe sex!

These include a padded headboard & knowing where your exits and clothes are at all times just incase the boyfriend shows up! ;)

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