wow! running a kid of his bike? thats just mad. if you take a football out with a knife into the street I'm sure you will get done for having a knife? the cement in a football is a good idea though! kids can be little b***ards they nick my dust caps and kick footballs at my car aswell! i know how you feel but scaring 13 year old isn't the way forward lol.

No mercy. Kids these days are right bastards. They expect you to avoid them when they get in your way in skateparks, I don't. Tense up and plow into them. They won't do it again..

No mercy. Kids these days are right bastards. They expect you to avoid them when they get in your way in skateparks, I don't. Tense up and plow into them. They won't do it again..

This ^^

Grow a set of testicles. Tell them to move. If they proceed follow them home and molest the shit out of them.

Just make them feel really uncomfortable every time they are near your car.

Just join in with them playing football, start talking to them like you're a weirdo, get real close, shout instead of speaking and just bore the hell out of them, maybe even dress like a dork and shit your pants so you stink. They'll soon find somewhere else to play.

No mercy. Kids these days are right bastards. They expect you to avoid them when they get in your way in skateparks, I don't. Tense up and plow into them. They won't do it again..

this,

parents bring there 5-12 year olders to the skate park so they can run over the ramps and use them as slides,

I hit some 10 year old once and his mum went metal, said she would call the police but didnt, haven't seen them since,

another one is when the same type of people thing the skate park is a path to the car park, a few skateboards had hit prams before and just generaly abuse to them and they walk round next time,

I've had a mum have a go at me coz i swore infront of the 5 year old, even though she got in my way and made me fall off my board, well you can guess i just kept swearing to piss her off more,

We get alot of complaints and the park rangers come down and agree with us,

the reason kids are brats now is coz there parents are rubbish!!

I've had a mum have a go at me coz i swore infront of the 5 year old, even though she got in my way and made me fall off my board, well you can guess i just kept swearing to piss her off more,

You swear in front of children? You're so bad ass.

yer but when they tell you to stop but walk straight through the skate park and dont move of course i am. Not atthe kid but her :)

I find it funny with kids at the park. I just tell the parent to keep um to one side. At my misses place there are kids like this. They are always hittin her mums car and winding up her parents. However everytime i go over with my rocco they seem to scatter. I just simply told um I'm gonna kill um um if they hit my car. Some times you just need to have a word without being aggressive and making them worse.

The trick I used to use was to go outside and start washing the car...works every time

They either move or go indoors and find something else to do.

And if the ball does come your way, keep it until one of the little shits has to pluck up the courage and ask for it back off the big scary man aka miserable shit washing his car

:)

but he can have cctv up on his house just say it has nuffink to do with that point it at his car just say you put it up cus your car kept getting damged then u would no whos doing it and nuffink no one can say about it fliming as its off his house on his own things

Isn't that criminal damage, it seems pretty intentional if they managed to take your bumper off.. Especially after you talked to them about it. Get the police involved, give them something to do..

I'd go to the parents though, give it a try :)

Best thing about kids is that they're nice and light - can be thrown quite far haha

lmao just like the cats by me

i used to mess around but kids these days are little bastards no respect foe anyone and the parents just seem to have no control at all

they should be aloud to be put into prison from the age 10 that'll sort em lmao

Thanks for all the replys guys, I'm gonna take your advice and invest in a camera next pay day, that way if something does happen to my car again, I have proof and a chance to claim for damages etc.

Just so annoying spending time and money on your car and taking pride in it, only for it to be treated like crap by little b*stard kids. Might also have a word with the bloke down the street as he has a drive but no car, maybe I could rent it off of him or something :/

thank f0000k I dont have to put up with any of this. Suppose living next door to a police station has its benefits