so ok, its not a lot of people but hey I live in a small town.

Hahahahahahaha

http://youtu.be/xqse4VoNsYY

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Nothing has happened for like 10 minutes.

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Nothing has happened for like 10 minutes.

Did you watch it for 10 minutes? . It's like a four second long looped GIF image.

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Pahahaha this just made my day..

Epic.

Dear Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to

understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.

How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address and

telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish from them back in

1994, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was born and on

what date?

How come that nice West African immigrant chappy who comes round every

Thursday night with his DVD rentals van can tell me every film or video I

have had out since he started his business up eleven years ago, yet you

still want me to remind you of my last three jobs, two of which were with

contractors working for the government?

How come the T.V. detector van can tell if my T.V. is on, what channel I am

watching and whether I have paid my licence or not, and yet if I win the

government run lottery they have no idea I have won or where I am and will

keep the bloody money to themselves if I fail to claim in good time.

Do you people do this by hand?

You have my birth date on numerous files you hold on me, including the one

with all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30-odd years. It's on

my health insurance card, my driver's licence, on the last four passports

I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out

before being allowed off the planes and boats over the last 30 years, and

all those insufferable census forms that are done every ten years and the

electoral registration forms I have to complete, by law, every time our

lords and masters are up for re-election.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, I was born in Maidenhead

on the 4th of March 1957, my mother's name is Mary, her maiden name was

Reynolds, my father's name is Robert, and I'd be absolutely astounded if

that ever changed between now and the day I die!

I apologise Minister. I'm obviously not myself this morning. But between you

and me, I have simply had enough! You mail the application to my house, then

you ask me for my address. What is going on? Do you have a gang of

Neanderthals working there? Look at my damn picture.

Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to activate the Fifth Reich for God's

sake! I just want to go and park my weary backside on a sunny, sandy beach

for a couple of week's well-earned rest away from all this crap.

Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to back to Salisbury and get

another copy of my birth certificate because you lost the last one. AND to

the tune of 60 quid! What a racket THAT is!!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to

assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? But nooooo, that'd be

too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over

the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some tosser to

confirm that it's really me on the goddam picture - you know... the one

where we're not allowed to smile in case we look as if we are enjoying the process!

Hey, you know why we can't smile? 'Cause we're totally jacked off!

I served in the armed forces for more than 25 years including over ten years

at the Ministry of Defence in London . I have had security clearances which

allowed me to sit in the Cabinet Office, five seats away from the Prime

Minister while he was being briefed on the first Gulf War and I have been

doing volunteer work for the British Red Cross ever since I left the

Services. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am --

you know, someone like my doctor... who, before he got his medical degree 6

months ago WAS LIVING IN PAKISTAN ...

Yours sincerely,

An Irate *British* Citizen.

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In other news.........

^ I know I would.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Air-Intake-Turbo...#ht_5238wt_1270

:lol:

Are you the new face of motoring on TV?

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No previous TV experience is required, but we want your youthful passion for car restoration combined with a sound background in mechanics and a great personality.

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Mike MK........No fucking way.........

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eric getting two awards at GTI spring festival today.........

gotta be trolling

Love you eric.

love you too bro! hahahaha

eric getting two awards at GTI spring festival today.........

gotta be trolling

Love you eric.

Group A slowest run? :badgrin: :badgrin:

Love you dude

shhhhhh. the polo was shit today!

Edited 22 April, 201214 yr by Polio