My misses is getting a Henry Hoover... And no that isn't a sexist joke

henry's are shite! we have 30 odd at work and were always having to replace/repair them.

Dysons are the way forward

Edited 1 December, 201114 yr by Starry

Mate dysons are weak, every one we've had has broken. Shit hot when they are working but there not built to last. My mates Henry is still going strong after a few years of use and he's rather heavy handed with shit

Besides its what she asked for so its what she's getting, I ain't willing to risk loosing my pecker over getting her the wrong sort of Hoover

She's getting a new iron for her birthday too, I asked what she wanted and that's what she said, fucking weirdo

She probably thinks the same about you when you answer with things like welders and socket sets n shit like that

Mate dysons are weak, every one we've had has broken. Shit hot when they are working but there not built to last. My mates Henry is still going strong after a few years of use and he's rather heavy handed with shit

Besides its what she asked for so its what she's getting, I ain't willing to risk loosing my pecker over getting her the wrong sort of Hoover

It must just be the students vacuuming up their vomit and spilt jagermeister then

Can't really see that doing any kind of vacuum much good tbh mate

yeah we try to discourage it :S i think the reason my boss buys them is purely for ease of repair....we have a cupboard full of parts for them and replacing bits is a piece of piss!

(i work in student halls just incase you were wondering why i have 30 henry's and puking students to deal with :p )

yeah we try to discourage it :S i think the reason my boss buys them is purely for ease of repair....we have a cupboard full of parts for them and replacing bits is a piece of piss!

(i work in student halls just incase you were wondering why i have 30 henry's and puking students to deal with :p )

Didnt wonder that at all.

Bet it can be a fun job sometimes.

I just assumed you worked in some kind of fetish club

tbh it is pretty cushtie! i sit in an office doing my uni work (ie watching TV and on CP) until someone breaks something/themselves then i fix it before returning to TV/ CP *cough i mean doing uni work*

haven't bought anything yet for the bird, any ideas? Planning to do a stocking full of smaller gifts i think

haven't bought anything yet for the bird, any ideas? Planning to do a stocking full of smaller gifts i think

What lady could resist the beautiful diamonds that adorn the shaft?

Edited 1 December, 201114 yr by Mclovin

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LOL

haven't bought anything yet for the bird, any ideas? Planning to do a stocking full of smaller gifts i think

What lady could resist the beautiful diamonds that adorn the shaft?

If your doing the job properly she wouldn't need it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

True that

Pole dancing pole. Its what she asked for!

haven't bought anything yet for the bird, any ideas? Planning to do a stocking full of smaller gifts i think

What lady could resist the beautiful diamonds that adorn the shaft?

If your doing the job properly she wouldn't need it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Even the most skilled workmen need their tool kit

Good reply there.

fuck all.

Christmas, What did you get your women

Muzzle.

joking aside, I'm realy clueless what to get her, even more so now were engaged, I could always say i cant afford a present because where saving for our wedding

Chrisvw6n: keep up the brilliant work for us all mate, I thought about joining the forces for 5minutes, then realised I'm a weak shit

Edited 3 December, 201114 yr by mattpolo5491

Gift vouchers, cant go wrong

You must know where they like to buy clothes, so instead of trying to find something, just give um a voucher and let them do the hard work

Chrisvw6n: keep up the brilliant work for us all mate, I thought about joining the forces for 5minutes, then realised I'm a weak shit

Cheers mate, means alot

Brought my mrs sweet FA yet. Not good, pole dancing pole seems like a good idea!

I brought my other half a replacement CD drive for her laptop, and she brought me a pair of boxer shorts.

But we get to keep the money we would have spent to our selfs hers will go on camera equipment and mine on computer crap.

I think we have come to a good compromise.

the best thing about having a missus thats skint all the time, is that she agrees to get most of the presents after xmas in the sales... saves me a shit load of money

the best thing about having a missus thats skint all the time, is that she agrees to get most of the presents after xmas in the sales... saves me a shit load of money

My missus is from Essex and is blonde and I'm ceratin she believes money grows on the tree in my back garden and my pockets are never ending :) FML