No literally. There is a man who keeps owls in my town. He takes them into town to attract kids to him. Apparently been done for being a peado

hahaha going for a slighty different approach, they must be wise to the old bag of sweets trick round your way

They never get wise to the old 'chloroform rag and a transit' trick

yeah but your taking the fun out of tempting them somewhere on the promise of a nice surprise. whereas your talking more about just plain old kidnap lol

True, nothing quite like the good old puppy on a fishing rod.

My mate lives on the outskirts of some wacky villiage and he has a lot of land around his land and its occupied by several jippos. The amount of random shit that gets robbed Is hilarious. He had like 14 old car batteries robbed. But they are worthless anyway cause there the ones you can't sell for scrap so feck you jippos

peppering there car in tiny stones....

novice chav's have no respect for paintwork

People who steal items don't have a conscienceous!

just read the first post scolled down and saw rotate your owl. that shit is priceless.

to the op, pure random haha.

we had some scrotes after scrap get into our back garden, took 2 rusty cut out panels from the crashbot that we were donating to george and they missed the engine crane and engine block!

scrotes took a HK lump from my front garden, after very politely asking the day before, but i said it was a spare lump i was keeping for a couple of weeks until i knew my engine conversion was OK! it was gone the next day, they obviously had confidence in my first engine swap =/

first ever car break-in, noticed my boot was ajar, thought how odd, sure that was locked, rear quarter light smashed, stereo robbed, nicked my amp from the boot and unscrewed it out of place with my bastard screwdriver that was in my car. worst thing was about 3 weeks later when i was gonna go out and it was raining, i went to find my jacket and remembered that it was in the bloody car and they'd robbed that too.

also had a bleeding guy knock on my rear patio doors in the evening when i was a bit pissed, but thats a whole other story

my girlfriend stole my virginity

That must be rare, you never stay with them after possibly making a tit of yourself.

first ever car break-in, noticed my boot was ajar, thought how odd, sure that was locked, rear quarter light smashed, stereo robbed, nicked my amp from the boot and unscrewed it out of place with my bastard screwdriver that was in my car. worst thing was about 3 weeks later when i was gonna go out and it was raining, i went to find my jacket and remembered that it was in the bloody car and they'd robbed that too.

That's out of order, you don't nick a mans jacket.

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That must be rare, you never stay with them after possibly making a tit of yourself.

Lmfao!

first ever car break-in, noticed my boot was ajar, thought how odd, sure that was locked, rear quarter light smashed, stereo robbed, nicked my amp from the boot and unscrewed it out of place with my bastard screwdriver that was in my car. worst thing was about 3 weeks later when i was gonna go out and it was raining, i went to find my jacket and remembered that it was in the bloody car and they'd robbed that too.

That's out of order, you don't nick a mans jacket.

in the alleyway between our old halls of residence and the petty station, the boys took one of the tyres to get inflated, and got me a cornetto, got mugged on the way back, lobbed the wheel, dropped the cornetto and pegged it. I WAS GUTTED! damn cornetto

Someone stole all the eggs out of my Haribo once... Wasn't best pleased.

dropped the cornetto and pegged it. I WAS GUTTED! damn cornetto

Maybe he forgot to get you the cornetto and just made up a story so you didn't give him a hard time?

No literally. There is a man who keeps owls in my town. He takes them into town to attract kids to him. Apparently been done for being a peado

hahaha going for a slighty different approach, they must be wise to the old bag of sweets trick round your way

They never get wise to the old 'chloroform rag and a transit' trick

yeah but your taking the fun out of tempting them somewhere on the promise of a nice surprise. whereas your talking more about just plain old kidnap lol

True, nothing quite like the good old puppy on a fishing rod.

I hear " I've got dolls house in my basement" works quite well

had our house broken into twice for the clio keys. Got a big dog though who sleeps on the landing now

Where the fuck do you live sounds pretty bad?

I snapped my cranks on the bmx, went n bought some new profiles and fitted them at local skatepark, put the old ones in my bag (which had my iphone, wallet, keys tools etc) rode for a few minutes come back and the cranks had gone and everythign else still in teh bag :p

some people really are idiots, the axle was twisted, one arm flexed like a nice person and the other had snapped clean off the boss, only good thing left was the axle bolts :p

oh and just went out in it (come to work in it for a change) come back to discover my headgaskets gone..

:/

one arm flexed like a nice person and the other had snapped clean off the boss, only good thing left was the axle bolts :p

Word Filter FTW!!

Here lads, it's oul!

Otherwise it gets confusing, as we have already learnt.

gotta love how every topic ends up going off topic lol

was just out in the polo then, pulled over to take a snap of this derelict pub thats on fire (random i know, dont worry fire brigade where there) when a gang of what I can only describe as nobs in a new shape octavia vrs where havin a nosey at my car, and took great pleasure in telling me they're in a VRW and its a *in scally scouse accent*

"puuuuuure smoker mayte" and thought theyd show off with a wheelspin on gravel, peppering there car in tiny stones....

as said there are some very strange folk about...

They had scouse accents? Blates nicked

careful mate, scouse myself

or the scouse version "ARL"

as in "arl man"