Borris Johnson for PM

Global warming is nothing to do with cars. And all to do with natural cycles the earth goes through, accelerated by the removal of the rainforest.

Oil isnt running out. Theres at least twice as much as we've used left, but governments dont want us to have it.

Bus lanes are the most pointless waste of money ever. Why should people who dont contribute to road tax, and the maintanenece of the roads get priority using them?

Cyclists should have number plates, so when they almost run me over on the pavement, or run red lights, i can report them. They should pay road tax like everyone else.

Immigration should be banned. We already have too many people here.

Premiership Footballers are massively over payed for what they do. I could do their job, i'd be shit, but the fans would still be entertained.

Smoking should be banned everywhere but the smokers own home, so i dont have to breath their crap in.

Tax on alcohol should be based on how heavily you drink. People who like to fall over in vomit should pay more. Its unfair to penalise those who like the occacsional quiet pint.

Prison shouldnt be comfortable. Worst offenders should be shot. A cell with no windows and a straw bed and a bucket should be provided for others. Theres your cuts Mr Cameron.

Defence is one of the most important things for a country. It shouldnt be cut.

Britain should pull out of the EU.

Edited 11 July, 201214 yr by malaga red

Tax on alcohol should be based on how heavily you drink. People who like to fall over in vomit should pay more. Its unfair to penalise those who like the occacsional quiet pint.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that already how it is done? Some one falling over and vomiting in the street will of without a doubt paid a lot more in tax on what they have drank than some one who just popped in for a quick pint

If you drink one pint you pay some much tax on it, drink ten pints and you pay ten times that

Olly's mom is fit as fuck!

Tax on alcohol should be based on how heavily you drink. People who like to fall over in vomit should pay more. Its unfair to penalise those who like the occacsional quiet pint.

Or put a bigger tax on those daft bright coloured drinks or whatever it is the kids drink these days.

Tax on alcohol should be based on how heavily you drink. People who like to fall over in vomit should pay more. Its unfair to penalise those who like the occacsional quiet pint.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that already how it is done? Some one falling over and vomiting in the street will of without a doubt paid a lot more in tax on what they have drank than some one who just popped in for a quick pint

If you drink one pint you pay some much tax on it, drink ten pints and you pay ten times that

Didnt make it clear. What i meant was, if you just have the occasional pint, you pay less % tax on your drinks But Vomit guy will pay a higher rate of tax, and the rate goes up with the amount of drinks. Dont know how it'd work but it could be made to. And would help stamp out binge drinking.

Matt those daft drinks should have more tax anyway. They are higher percentage.

I would like to see people that have to be picked off of the floor and taken to hospital be charged the costs.

I would like to see people that have to be picked off of the floor and taken to hospital be charged the costs.

hospital is free at the point of recepit; they probs paid they bill via duties and VAT on their drinks that they bought that night

People who beat there wives/GF need a good beating themselves

Hate car owners that fail to do basic maintenance and drive with one light blown or brake lights stuck on

my car needs bull bars to deal with people who fail to stop at junctions

I need an old volvo do deal with people who fail to stop at junctions

this country's fucked

I'm fed up of dealing with people who cant speak a British Language (Welsh/Gaelic/English) on a daily basis.

Hate drunk drugged up Polish twats who threaten to set themselves on fire, spoiling my entirely peaceful Saturday night.

Why does Pepsi at the take-away taste nicer than the stuff i buy in morrisons

Fucking Rain

Screaming kids who scream for no reason or because mum said no.

Pissed off about not making the polo show.

Apparently CD Oxygen Cylinders should not be used in self defense or to gain entry to a property

I would like to see people that have to be picked off of the floor and taken to hospital be charged the costs.

Ambulances should be fitted with Taxi meters for this purpose

This country is full of selfish c u n t s who think the world owe them something

The forum search function appears to be broken as no one seems to fucking use it.......

Tax on alcohol should be based on how heavily you drink. People who like to fall over in vomit should pay more. Its unfair to penalise those who like the occacsional quiet pint.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that already how it is done? Some one falling over and vomiting in the street will of without a doubt paid a lot more in tax on what they have drank than some one who just popped in for a quick pint

If you drink one pint you pay some much tax on it, drink ten pints and you pay ten times that

Didnt make it clear. What i meant was, if you just have the occasional pint, you pay less % tax on your drinks But Vomit guy will pay a higher rate of tax, and the rate goes up with the amount of drinks. Dont know how it'd work but it could be made to. And would help stamp out binge drinking.

Matt those daft drinks should have more tax anyway. They are higher percentage.

Higher taxes will not stop binge drinking, just like higher fuel duty won't stop people driving. Many's a time in my youth I've gone out and spent most of my weeks wages in one night with no recollection of spending it, once your pissed you don't care. The government don't want to cure the binge drinking epidemic, think of the money they would loose if they did. They just want to make it look like they want to stop it by using stern words, empty promises and higher taxes masked as an incentive no to drink too much.

That spending an entire afternoon in pouring rain and remnants of cow is not a good day......

Trains should have seat belts.......

Thankfully no one was badly hurt.....

Trying to keep a straight face when wading through parts of cow is difficult....

Cows smell like grass on the inside.....

They also seem to go splat......