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one reason why cheese will never be the best food in the world

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I agree Eric, but its not me who finds them contraversial, it was Mikey IIRC at a Polo Show :lol:

did mikey go on one of his rants? :lol:

Yeah :lol: it was something along the lines of 'Cheesy chips? I like kids and I like porn but it doesn't mean I like them together!' :lol:

That was me Jon :lol:

I then tried some and was converted, have even had them since. Cheese is a fantastic topping and ingredient, but on its own merits its nothing more than a tasty snack or sandwich filling. I only ever eat cheese on its own when I'm too pissed to make any kind of food and cheese is the only non cookable food I can find. Many's the times I've awoken from a drunken stupor and staggered down stairs to find the misses standing in front of the fridge with an angry glint in her eye holding a half eaten block of cheese with bite marks in it :lol:

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All this talk of steak and cheese decided my food this eve...10oz and bacon and Stilton then drowned in peppercorn sauce, nom nom nom

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I agree Eric, but its not me who finds them contraversial, it was Mikey IIRC at a Polo Show :lol:

did mikey go on one of his rants? :lol:

Yeah :lol: it was something along the lines of 'Cheesy chips? I like kids and I like porn but it doesn't mean I like them together!' :lol:

That was me Jon :lol:

I then tried some and was converted, have even had them since. Cheese is a fantastic topping and ingredient, but on its own merits its nothing more than a tasty snack or sandwich filling. I only ever eat cheese on its own when I'm too pissed to make any kind of food and cheese is the only non cookable food I can find. Many's the times I've awoken from a drunken stupor and staggered down stairs to find the misses standing in front of the fridge with an angry glint in her eye holding a half eaten block of cheese with bite marks in it :lol:

Ah my bad! Pure comedic quote mind though! :lol:

I've only tried steak 3 times and it was horrible!! Everyone just says I haven't had it cooked right but once by my misses and twice in a pub (one medium, one well done) don't like it when the meat is all bloody and still breathing etc :thumbsdown:

So cheese is best!!!!

Red Leicester cheese :unibrow:

I didn't used to like the thought of bloody meat but it's win!

I've only tried steak 3 times and it was horrible!! Everyone just says I haven't had it cooked right but once by my misses and twice in a pub (one medium, one well done) don't like it when the meat is all bloody and still breathing etc :thumbsdown:

So cheese is best!!!!

Red Leicester cheese :unibrow:

Medium Rare is the best to ask for, best of both worlds and most pubs usually overcook steak so you usually end up with a half decent steak! :-D

Boy, get that red leicester outta here! You know its all about the cheddar! :lol:

Yeah, steak on the saturday at poloshow FTW

Red Leicester cheese FTMFW!!! :-D

If theres steaks at the polo show maybe someone should cook me one up and try to change my mind about it :unibrow:

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Yeah, steak on the saturday at poloshow FTW

It's a date, Saturday lunch time is steak time. Mass exodus the the pub ftw :wink:

Yeah, steak on the saturday at poloshow FTW

It's a date, Saturday lunch time is steak time. Mass exodus the the pub ftw :wink:

Might have a BREAD ROLL with mine :lol:

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Fuck bread rolls, fuck bap's, fuck cob's and fuck barm cakes

It's a batch... I can see this year bringing about the usual kinda discussions :lol:

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:lol: ill see you at Billing for some hot sausage action ;)

Doesn't a batch mean multiple of something??

Mark what day is your sausage loving self going on?

Doesn't a batch mean multiple of something??

Mark what day is your sausage loving self going on?

Northern monkeys , batch ffs , ill be there all weekend Matt ;)

Not sure when I'm coming yet but but when I do I'll text you, still got same number ?

Man Vs Food, I'm not even joking. I would actually give him a run for his money. I dont know how I'm not obese lol

It's a batch.

Bread roles are made in bunches or BATCHES

Fuck bread rolls, fuck bap's, fuck cob's and fuck barm cakes

It's a batch... I can see this year bringing about the usual kinda discussions :lol:

You forgot the actual correct turn for a soft cicle shaped bread food, a breadcake!

Lets do it then, saturday is steak time, and maybe even couple is up with the f1 somewhere!

Yay

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Things suddenly got a whole lot gayer

Awww don't be like that, F1 is fun! its at silverstone too!

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Savaloy.... now thats a fucked up food. If it can even be called savaloy

What is it Guy " oy, oy, savaloy? "

That is the worlds shittest food! with a propper gay name :)

Steak is the best but none of this bull shit way of cooking blue,rare,medium,welldone I just want it fucking cooked! :)

If your after something quick and tasty... Tinned mackerel (in spicy tomato sauce) on top of toast then cut some cheese and layer on top, under the grill for 2 mins... BOOM!!

I'd give Ramsey a go for his money !!

If your after something quick and tasty... Tinned mackerel (in spicy tomato sauce) on top of toast then cut some cheese and layer on top, under the grill for 2 mins... BOOM!!

I'd give Ramsey a go for his money !!

Works well with sardines too.

I love steak and I love cheese - if they're together on the same plate it has to be stilton on top of a rare steak, with plenty of fried onions and mushrooms. You can leave Harris' bacon off - I'll eat that in a batch for breakfast.

Chips and cheese is what you have when the chippy doesn't have any gravy or curry sauce. Most of the chippys round here serve minging gravy though, needs to be proper stuff, not out of a Bisto tin. Curry sauce on the other hand, the scaggier the better - if it's bright yellow with unidentifiable lumps in it then you know it'll be reet.

not a fan of mushrooms or onions Andrew, therefore bacon restores the loss. mmm blood, also agree about curry sauce! gotta have good food lubrication

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