I am a motherfucking liability on the roads. I should have been born a traffic cop.

Having a slow car again has made me stop chasing after cuntwads, even though half of the dozy wankers are completely oblivious of thier mistakes.

I do have the temperament of a bull at times, if someone does something stupid and then when pulled up about it, decide to give the finger or v's etc. I've stoved in quarters on 2 cars now.

I am trying to chillax now as I'm getting older and wiser (knowing that there are some rather unsavoury characters in manchester)

^^ I don't think i was ever that bad, but i did have to change my attitude and it was the best thing i could've done. The roads are so much more peaceful and enjoyable now i have the right attitude.

It's a bit like Jeremy Kyle. You can shout at the telly as much as you like, despair, stress, whatever - but you ain't gonna change anything. You'll just end up a stressed and angry person. Much better to just not get your head into it in the first place.

Yeah it's carnage out there. Elitism, rudeness, idiocy, stupidity, downright violence and it takes inconvenience to the highest levels.. But you can't change it, so you're best to just get on with the job in hand as best you can. Like running under falling rocks.

These days, i see it more like Fawlty Towers than Jeremy Kyle.

That's the one - sit back and laugh at the tossers.

I got carved up 3 times in about a quarter of a mile, 2 of them by the same car, on the way to the unit. Getting stressed doesn't help anything. I just saw the benefit. I'd sooner have a crap driver in front of me where I can keep an eye on them and maintain a distance, than behind me where I've got to watch for them driving in the back of me.

bracknell is a town of roundabouts - you get the 'BMW look' they look at you coming around the round about then look straight ahead and pull out.

*yes i've owned a bmw, this is a tried and tested method

Haha! Seen 2 bmws try to drift in great Hollands! And olly please don't tell me you were in the BMW about 2 weeks ago in harmans water that tried to drift and nearly stacked it! It was pissing it down with about 10 people in the rear seats

Just to add the rear quarters I stoved in, were with my foot, not my car!