Annndddd, that's a ban!

Haha bit of early morning camel toe..

Back on subject, twats who sit up your arse when there's a snow blizzard

She was wearing something,

When it rains and clothes go see through you still see the office females bursting back into the office soaked with nipples on show, that's work safe? Haha

Well if a fully covered camel toe is banned then a bra should be. Nothing wrong with tight clothing, some bird here at work is showing a bit of wedge today, through her tight trackie bottoms.

I better go tell her to cover up with a longer hi-viz..

Stef and Mikey - just do a re-read of the rules at the top of the page, and if you want to carry on trying to take the piss and making it a hassle for the mods, you're doing so on an informed basis.

Everyone else, if the section gets shut, don't blame me.

F*****G W**K B*****D C**T T**T APPLE

Iphone bloody died :(

people who call each other "bro".

it annoys me...

people who call each other "bro".

it annoys me...

annoys me too bro...

and the no nipples rule is a bit lame.. if i posted my nipples up itd be different i expect haha

people who call each other "bro".

it annoys me...

:lol: I'm one of them

people who call each other "bro".

it annoys me...

i know what you mean bro, annoys the hell outta me.

as for what winds me up,

mods being so slow at moderating my posts that i miss out on a stage 3 subframe.... urrrrghhhhhhhh you gays

EDIT thats more like it boys! lol

Edited 28 January, 201313 yr by erixtar1992

People Moaning about UD

Day off, slept in till 11, was going to find an annoying & pretty bad Clunk noise, Woke up, car covered in snow.

My Brothers Girlfriends shit clio is in our garage too

"runs and drives, very clean... breaking for spares only"

Fucking really? Some people really shouldn't be allowed near cars.

That doesnt make sense me to tbh, if you have a car that runs and is clean but your breaking for spares this could be for anything, splitting it for a profit normally. There's loads of reasons to do it and it will always happen.

Dont personally unerstand why that angers you so much

Throttle position sensors.

Die.

Waiting 5 months for a panel from VW Heritage (8 weeks what?) to recieve it and find it's already dented.

Getting x amount of miles to x amount of money.

FUCK OFF.

How is that a representation of anything?

Fuel prices vary massively across the country, and there's normal unleaded, super, diesel, ultimate diesel etc.

Do some maths, convert to MPG or miles/km per litre, isn't hard!

Just cause you don't get 550 miles to 70quid

Gaha I'm not describing a problem

People who are on the phone while driving ( hands free kits acceptable)

People who think they have every right to pull out in front of you on a roundabout when your halfway round

Lorry driver who overtake another lorry just to go the same speed in front of it (wtf is the point!)

People who sit up my arse on A roads expecting me to move when I am clearly at the speed limit (maybe a bit above) and going far faster than the inside lane, especially when I have my child in the car! HATE TAILGATERS

And idiots who think its cool to wheel spin at every set of traffic lights, it's not cool, your a dick.

And finally people who talk so much shite you can smell it on their breath

Peace out.

people that write their username at the end of their posts.

I CAN FUCKING SEE YOUR NAME ALREADY ON THE LEFT YOU TWIT!!

atleast put your real name. atleast that may be handy one day.

cheers

erixtar1992

people that write their username at the end of their posts.

I CAN FUCKING SEE YOUR NAME ALREADY ON THE LEFT YOU TWIT!!

atleast put your real name. atleast that may be handy one day.

cheers

erixtar1992

ARGHHHH!!! I CAN FUCKING SEE YOUR NAME ALREADY ON THE LEFT YOU idiot!!!!!!!!

people who use #hashtags while they're talking to you.

people who hashtag #hashtag

people who hashtag #stance #illest #stanceworks #low #omgimsolow on pictures of their car when its standard or close to standard.

hashtagging in general.

just fuck off with the hashtags, k?

#peaceout

thanks,

andypandy.

edit: i get 95 miles to a tenner. #justsaying #economy

Edited 27 June, 201313 yr by andypandy

Fuck it everyone is a massive c unt

chavs with bucket seats in they're standard saxo... WHY!?!? its not like your going to get thrown out your seat with your 1.1i

Setting my alarm for 4:30am Monday to Friday

people that use "Autism" as an excuse for their kids being little bastards

Edited 28 June, 201313 yr by Mclovin