Or people who use dyslexia like they should be in a wheel chair

Edited 28 June, 201313 yr by matt-c

LOL

fake mods

People.

Edited 28 June, 201313 yr by harris.racing

meatloaf

Someone on your team killing you on Black Ops 2 just to plant/defuse the bomb.

Nailing it down to gatwick airport from sheffield, then your mrs' flight being delayed an hour and a half.

#pissedoff

#nicksucksdonkeydick

#boredalreadybeenhere10mins

#turnyourphoneonsilentyoufuckingbellendnexttomeidontwannalistentoyouplayingshitg

amesonyourwankphonedickhead

People who make up elaborate stories about their 'girlfriend' in an attempt to hide the fact they are a massive gay and have never had straight sex, except for one time when they got drunk and put their willy in a female friend to test how gay he was only for him to spend the next two hours crying.

#onlyfagsand12yearoldgirlsusehashtags

#thisonetime,atbandcamp..

Bread tearing while you're buttering it.

Bread tearing while you're buttering it.

Fuck yeah!

Structural integrity of sandwich = gone.

Yep. Really boils my piss. Especially if I'm putting honey on top - that shit turns the bread crispy if you don't have a good layer of grease on top.

Some more for this thread:

When you put on clean socks after the shower, then tread in a puddle.

When you're having breakfast in a hotel and you pour yourself a glass of orange juice, walk back to your table and find out it's fucking grapefruit juice.

When you phone someone, they don't answer, then call back as soon as you're eating/driving/in the shower/on the loo/calling someone else and can't answer.

Hand dryers that are as effective at drying hands as having an asthmatic woodlouse breathing into your palms.

Muppets who won't overtake on country lanes because they think it's dangerous, even when there's a mile-long straight ahead, and a ten car tailback of raging drivers behind them.

The Daily Mail. Everything about that hate-filled racist waste of pulp makes me hate that it exists and turns a big part of our society into idiots.

The Black Eyed Peas. No explanation needed there.

People who can't bear to drive behind a 15 year old skoda, so bollock up behind me when they see me in the distance, pull off some really retarded overtake. Then drive slower than me.

People who can't tell the difference between the space marked "Disabled" and the one marked "Loading bay" so park their micra in the middle of a 30 foot space, then go for a walk around town.

Haha - reminds me of my brother. He was driving along one day when some lass phoned him.

"I've following one of your vans and he's driving like a right idiot"

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What's the reg number please?.... Yes, that's a big white LDV?.... So what's he actually doing?"

"Speeding, using both sides of the road, talking on his phone"

"Really. Is he braking suddenly as well?"

"No"

"How about now?" Followed by him jumping on the brakes

People who can't bear to drive behind a 15 year old skoda, so bollock up behind me when they see me in the distance, pull off some really retarded overtake. Then drive slower than me.

Haha! This annoys me as much as the idiots who do 40mph along a national speed limit country road because they're "being safe" then don't reduce their speed going into a 30 zone.

It's like 43 or 47mphers, they do that speed and that's it.

Goes to 60 national limit, stay at their 43/47, come to a village at 30, same speed regardless, fools.

Can't remember which speed seems most common now, was analysing it on my advanced driving course thingy, over take them after the village, next village they're sat on your arse, idiots aha

people who sit at 55, because then i cant get past them without having 3 miles of clear road(whilst riding my 125cc bike) but I'm still stuck behind them.

people who brake to 40 for every corner, then speed up to 60 on the straights!

When you ask someone how much they want for something. And they say make an offer, to which you say I have no idea what it's worth so how much are you after (obviously have a price in mind) & still say make an offer, so you do, which they then proceed to tell you isn't enough or is taking the piss.

Well I did ask...

And spend 10x the effort it would have taken to do that pissing and whinging at us for mod'ing their thread.

Not a lot angers me. Well nothing really, not even when the witch is trying to bring me down.

But i've had a 16v block in storage in case i ever needed it. Got a block, just need some 16v pistons and i'll be in time for poloshow. So i took the rods out of this block to discover the gudgeon pins move in the pistons. That'll be piston slap then, why i was sold the engine... Not angry, just frustrated because i now have to find some 16v pistons with pocket money, and a toddler to look after. Frustrated.

Ask jim (runforrestrun) if hes got any spare, I'm sure he has a complete afh and avy bottom end hanging about

Guy kindly offered me some, but i got a set from a 1.4 Leon today, costing me nothing but the fuel to Aylesbury and back..

But now i need a flywheel, I've had to scrap mine after finding cracking on the friction face. Argh! So i went to my clutches/flywheels box to pull a spare out and.. non. Just a few half-baked clutches.

I don't remember scrapping them, but i'd have thought i'd have at least kept one! But the only one i have is an '87-'94 flywheel and i don't have a starter motor for it. So now i need a flywheel. Pants.

ahh lame! if i had a spare id pop over!

when my bike goes pop on the way home from work, 15 miles from home. sat for 2 hours waiting to get a lift home.

could have walked? would have got you roughly 7-8 miles closer pushing a bike :p

''people who are dickheads on forums''