Coppers that are currently sat infront of my car down my road in a lay by. I went over to have a sneaky peak at what they're doing. Was greeted with an "alright mate" from one of them eating a sausage roll. Pretended I needed to get some stuff from my car...

...Turns out they're setting up a speed trap in a quiet little village on people that are just coming home.

Fantastic.

Haha. Mines probably not far off either tbh. Ah well

You have noooooo idea.

lolol pm me dude

btw yeti, i was only kidding around

Deaf neighbours who have their fucking TV up so loud, you can't hear your own or sleep at NIGHT!!!! AGGGHHHH!!!

If I could work out where the plug for thier telly was, I'd drill through the wall and ripp it to pieces!

Personally, if I was deaf, I'd have my tv on mute...

Breakers yards that have got everything you could ever want on the phone. Then a pile of knackerred dented fuck all when you've driven 30 miles to go buy it.

Virgins who act like sluts.

Possibly inappropriate but meh, true story.

Personally, if I was deaf, I'd have my tv on mute...

Yeah, but some people are nice people aren't they

Personally, if I was deaf, I'd have my tv on mute...

Yeah, but some people are nice people aren't they

You hit a word filter there, but tbh, both ways work in this case... :-)

The problem is they're not fully deaf, just hard of hearing. Total arseholes though, I mean consider other people. And if its not their TV its their shitty yappy dog. It drives me insane!

Coppers that are currently sat infront of my car down my road in a lay by. I went over to have a sneaky peak at what they're doing. Was greeted with an "alright mate" from one of them eating a sausage roll. Pretended I needed to get some stuff from my car...

...Turns out they're setting up a speed trap in a quiet little village on people that are just coming home.

Fantastic.

Gotta pay for those sausage rolls somehow!

single speed drivers, because 40mph is not an appropriate speed for driving in built up areas, country roads and motorways.

Omg yes!

nice people who speed through villages

single speed drivers, because 40mph is not an appropriate speed for driving in built up areas, country roads and motorways.

I call them "thirty-eights" because they do 38 everywhere.

Adverts that say "RARE"

Yeah, still can't get over the kid last month who was selling some "rare" Hockenheims.

ULTRA RARE SET OF P SLOTS. VERY RARE WHEEL. £300 OVNO.

fuck off

What isn't RARE these days...

Virgins

Polomon has already been mentioned dude :/

Weather this year.

Any time you plan on doing anything it seems to rain :(

I make the best of things, but over three weeks into being stuck on the sofa with my leg in a cast it's getting annoying - can't even take the toddler to the park, takes half hour to have a piss, i've seen all Discovery channel's repeats six times over, bored now.

And i could be on crutches until December..? Think landmines Mikey, be grateful son..

For sale:

People that reply, 50p and a mars bar etc.

For sale:

People that reply, 50p and a mars bar etc.

Do you not like mars bars then?

25p and a snickers?

Back on topic - feeling invisible on the road, even with headlights on, and daytime running lights.

Open your bastard eyes FFS!

What isn't RARE these days...

There's a rare 9n 1.2 for sale on here today. Haven't seen one of those for..... err.... hours.

CAPS LOCK

16 year old chavvy girls that stand in shops on their phone in the way practicaly shouting down the phone, that bitch'll get it if I see her again I'm my dayzz etc etc...

Go to hell you trouts!!