Know what you mean there. My dream world has me and mk2 polos in it, humanity I can do without!

Yeti.

lol joke.

people who advertise cars with small running issues which are 'easily solved' and cheap to do...and supply the parts..why not just do it if its so simple!

or people who drive around in cars saying ''oh its shit because my ignition timings wrong'' well in 3 months you havnt managed to set it? haha

Tax renewal form! £220? Bargain!

dont even get me started on tax/dvla!!!

Afh thermostats ....

Being pulled by the police so they have something to do just before the end of their shift.

Rain!! Especially when you're in the middle of changing jets!

when, because something is less desirable than the usual components , so less people keep/fit them, people try selling them as 'rarer' or 'less common' thus increasing the price upto what the more desirable components fetch.

people who stress their polo was fitted with a NZ engine

people who say things run lean, when really they mean it uses hardly any fuel.

mk2f scene tax!

^^ That'll be why he was having to pull people over for lighting infringements..

just people is a good enough response haha

People are actually retards. It's just you don't always notice. I do, i can't help noticing it on a daily basis.

Like people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is mate, do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who get off their fat arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Or when people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it". Erm, well yeah..? What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

Oh and when people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No you idiot, i was staring at the popcorn..

Oh yeah, and people who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there now, did you..?

Then there's like, when something is 'new and improved'. Well which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

How many times in my life are people gonna say "life is short". Wtf life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

I've always thought like this. Even as a kid, waiting for the bus and someone asked "Has the bus come yet?" What do you think you stupid cow, if the bus came, would I be standing here?

Retards.

lmfao mikey

Mikey my day is now made. Thankyou for that post

just people is a good enough response haha

I've always thought like this. Even as a kid, waiting for the bus and someone asked "Has the bus come yet?" What do you think you stupid cow, if the bus came, would I be standing here?

Retards.

Best one so far

I've always thought like this. Even as a kid, waiting for the bus and someone asked "Has the bus come yet?" What do you think you stupid cow, if the bus came, would I be standing here?

Retards.

I'd play them at their own game... "Yes, it came earlier, but it was a woman driving, so I decided to wait or the next one" - you should see the look on their faces! They can't tell if you're being serious or not!

(Not suggesting the stereotype is correct, but I use it because it is a stereotype)

Working for other people.

Cars

Women

Being pulled by the police so they have something to do just before the end of their shift.

This. Happened to me on Saturday. I had a taillight out but he went through the whole checking my licence and insurance blah blah blah meanwhile the opposite carriage way is filled with cars with one headlight.

i got pulled over a couple of weeks ago because my rear indicator lense on my corsa is "clear" and it has a clear bulb in it, not an orange one, iven though ide say the lense was orange and the car had only just been through the MOT

Sharting.

everyone/thing

Drivers of Audis.

Thermodynamics.

Theoretical or applied?

IE - is it a headache or a burn?

Theoretical or applied?

IE - is it a headache or a burn?

Well its the design of a ICE to run a heat pump!