Cheer up mate, I'd give you a hug but,,

i wouldn't chance it mate, you might end up pregnant

Exactly my point

The look on both my little daughters faces when they met Santa at the weekend.

And tonight at the office xmas party a tasty late 30's lady with an amazing rack had a wardrobe malfunction and they popped out while she was dancing right in front of me. - wonderful!

Oh the finer things in life

Cheese...........

FOOD!! lol

Going for drives, Which i cant do now till summer :( BOO!!

Hooters (rack of ribs served by a good rack)

Alcohol... chuck me some Cointreau

My cars

Mates.

The mrs at times...

Sex.

Banter!

Parties, raves, certain substances, work at times...

Mates, the other half when she's not whinging at nothing. Football.

Plenty things really, not a great amount that gets me angry.

^^^^^^

this song and the size of miley cyrus' tongue towards the end... the thought of her tongue wrapped around my cock also fills me with joy.

Can't say I'm into the song like but fair play about her and her tongue

Wouldn't go as far as joyful, but at least a bit smug....

When someone's standing at the checkout giving it their all about how bad the driving conditions are, how hard it is driving, how well they've done not to skid/get stuck/turn into an ice cube, then they glance to their left and see me standing there in my bike gear

Bacon

Sex

Banter

Awesome people

Kopparberg mixed fruit

The polo

Porsche's

Porn

MTB's

Paramore

Tumblr

Tea

Nurburgring

Selected decent TV

Chocolate

Penis.

When people take you the wrong way, cracks me up majorly.

Therefore:

Laughin!

Snow ..

All the kids come out to play...

Oh wait aha

Getting my dick wet.

Bike carbs.

Stainless system when it's cold.

MikeyMK.

Roadtrips, random drives.

Popping and banging past bus stops.

Cleaning my bay

Popping and backing for the winnnnnn ..

Coil flick .. Nick did it near my house and everyone jumped for cover lol ..

Lmao how loud is my car though man fuck hahaha

Mine is toooooo..

But urs is more of a deeper bang haha . If that makes sence ..

Like gunshots hahaha.

Also, I simply love winding people up, it's far too easy especially on the Internet! And pretending it's got to you to make them feel as though they've won is even better

I don't get joy from watching others burn, but watching a colleague at work get wound up about something whereas the stress just goes right over my head.

Watching my little boy clean my car.

Just Deposited £10 into my William hill Casino account..

15 minutes later i withdraw £60.

Happy. :biggrin:

Wouldn't go as far as joyful, but at least a bit smug....

When someone's standing at the checkout giving it their all about how bad the driving conditions are, how hard it is driving, how well they've done not to skid/get stuck/turn into an ice cube, then they glance to their left and see me standing there in my bike gear

hahaha! i get that all the time.

and...

my polo

music

the mrs on the odd occasion

and food

ohh and my bike, when I'm not falling off it

getting laid

busted (yes the band, they put a rate grin on my face)

nights in corporation nightclub, sheffield.....MOSH ON!!!!

driving down snake pass between sheff and mancs

swimming in chatsworth river in the summer

and finally sleep, i love a good kip!

corp grimeyyyy haha