A car with MOT (or needs little for one) I can drive to work on Monday

I'm after a car (anything) with MOT, or something requiring minimal work for MOT by MONDAY!

I have a shitty old Shitroen AX that decided to shit itself last night and has a hole in the block. I start a new job on Monday morning so looking to find something today/ Saturday ideally. Don't care what it is as long as it's cheap. Only needs to get me around for a month then I'll get something more substantial.

I can arrange an MOT as long as I won't be spending all weekend repairing it. Let me know what it needs (not what you "think" it needs) if so!

Got up to ~£250 to spend, must be within reasonable distance of Worcester (ie not 100 miles away, or somewhere really awkward to get to without a car).

Don't mind links to other sites or whatever but please don't waste my time.

Thanks.