had a mk3 polo well i tell a lie had 4 of them! and my name is rob

Steve

my name is jamie(jim) and i drive...drove a genesis mk3,which is now dead,on my drive looking sorry for itself,so I'm on the lookout for a new buy...oh yeh back to topic erm yeh it kinda makes Genesis Jim...i thought it was quite clever at the time clearly not realising that i wouldnt be driving a genesis forever DOH!

Edited 12 December, 200718 yr by Genesis Jim

P10 GOT = Personalised plate of my surname Piggott

I used to be in a shitty unfunny American sitcom where I hit things to make them work.

And, Eeeeeeeey!, I'm very cool.

(I am)

(Oh yes I am)

(Alright then I'm not remotely cool)

and i've been calling my dick modest mouse for the past 3 years.

before that it was Alfred the great

Did you have an unfortunate accident?

Dave The Rave

hahaha it was my fake 'DJ' name from when I was 16. It kinda just stuck using DTR for signing up for everything as it's easy to remember and never taken.

Dave The Rave

hahaha it was my fake 'DJ' name from when I was 16. It kinda just stuck using DTR for signing up for everything as it's easy to remember and never taken.

Hahaha a few of the guys in our "gang" whilst growing up used to call one of my mates dave the rave

Where does it come from?

theres a lad on msn with that name hmm it must coem from someone or soemthing...?

Superhans from peep show:

Peep show clip

Great show

"This Crack is really moreish"

ahahha

At the time I had a liking for the John Lennon song Imagine... My real names Steph

My name is John and I am in actual fact a dog.

Woof Woof

Go lick your self boy

SIT

now give me a paw

good doggie

hears a scooby snack

woof

a very very very very very old nickname that just wont go away

My name is John and I am in actual fact a dog.

Woof Woof

Go lick your self boy

SIT

now give me a paw

good doggie

hears a scooby snack

woof

Has Club Polo turned into Crufts?

My name is John and I am in actual fact a dog.

Woof Woof

Go lick your self boy

SIT

now give me a paw

good doggie

hears a scooby snack

woof

Has Club Polo turned into Crufts?

yeah and guess who won the show

well, i drive a vw mk3 and my names Jon!

Thinking too long about this would've hurt!

My name is Darius Matheson

my dad called me Dars from a very young age so i thought Darz looked better and Mat was short for my surname.

use it for everything i sign up for

clb = my initials.

clb = my initials.

which make....?

And throw up your account number and sort code too :-D

and i've been calling my dick modest mouse for the past 3 years.

before that it was Alfred the great

Did you have an unfortunate accident?

nope, i just got fat and lost a good bit of lenth

and i've been calling my dick modest mouse for the past 3 years.

before that it was Alfred the great

Did you have an unfortunate accident?

nope, i just got fat and lost a good bit of lenth

Shave your pubes and it`ll look bigger

clb = my initials.

which make....?

And throw up your account number and sort code too :-D

what do you mean by that?????????????????????????

clb = my initials.

which make....?

And throw up your account number and sort code too :-D

what do you mean by that?????????????????????????

Hehehe i was only joking dude

I meant what do you initials make? as in your name

And the account and sort code bit is a fonejacker thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxcS3IiIPVE...feature=related

oh i see, its my name initials.

p.s thats a good vid :-D

Edited 13 December, 200718 yr by clb

yeh headingley has TOP totty! was in a cab driving through there the other day and the cabby was going 'hmm smelly pussy, fresh pussy pussy' when he saw any chicks. freaked the fuck out of me

I'm sure i had that driver one night on the way home from gatecrasher, he was saying exactly that!!! F'in wrong un he was!

and i've been calling my dick modest mouse for the past 3 years.

before that it was Alfred the great

Did you have an unfortunate accident?

nope, i just got fat and lost a good bit of lenth

Shave your pubes and it`ll look bigger

:badgrin:

I keep getting emails from a company offering me a "Jez Extender". Cheeky twats!

I'll forward you their address if you want.

well the names DAN lol

HIGGINS??? ahah >>>>>>>> HiGGO!!!!

Dan Higgins

AKA HiGGO!! :-D