well i own a mk5 polo gti and mk5 golf and coz is my nickname so......

mk5coz was created.

simply what everyone calls me short for my name.

Most can't say my name which in full is Nozmul= hence NOZ to eveyone who knows me.

and i've been calling my dick modest mouse for the past 3 years.

before that it was Alfred the great

Did you have an unfortunate accident?

nope, i just got fat and lost a good bit of lenth

Shave your pubes and it`ll look bigger

:badgrin:

I keep getting emails from a company offering me a "Jez Extender". Cheeky twats!

I'll forward you their address if you want.

i've got one, using it just gave me a hard. so i suppose it kinda works

my names martyn and at school there was a thing for sticking "ain" on the end of peoples name so i became martain then just got shortened to tain and have owned mrk3 polos

tainmk3polo aka:

tain nice but cained

tain nice but bereuited

insane in the tain brain

minty cos the colour of my car is rather minty and chick because everyone calls me chick or chicka

so minty_chick

Mike6n!

Well because my names mike and the 1st car i owned was a 6n!

my nick name is sia

and ocp means OFF COURSE PRODUCTIONS, i do alot designs and video so i needed a production name

i drive a mk2 and i live and work on a farm

My name is Joe but i spell it with an extra W. So it ends up at Jowe.

or as some people say it as if they are sayin oww as in ouch at the end or Joe with a W

i have had the furry lil puppet thing in all my cars, hence the name.

nicknames bellend "dont think the moderators would let me have that what being a public forum and all"

rob.

My name is rupy.

ROD - Short for Rhodri

HARRIS - My Surname

83 - The year I was born

Simple!!!!

Was slightly hoping you were a relation to Ron harris of Harris Performance Engineering so he would make me an engine!haha

I dont know where my name came from really!

I guess cos i drive a 'g' and people call it sooped up!

could have been more imaginative, but then again i could have eaten a chocolate cake for breakfast. decisions are made for a reason!

Think my names speaks for itself lol xx

Think my names speaks for itself lol xx

Your name is Dolly and you can't spell bird??

Think my names speaks for itself lol xx

Your name is Dolly and you can't spell bird??

my name is dominic john samuel elliott.

not a dj

My name comes from a random country lane we found down here in Devon. It's so narrow you pick up random stuff on your mirrors, and has a huge verge down the middle, so any lowered car has grass catching everywhere (ain't that right Jon?? haha). When you get to the bottom there's a ford which is a nice place to sit around with a spliff and tunes :)

still grass on my centrebox by the way! Be back next year for a holiday!

ROD - Short for Rhodri

HARRIS - My Surname

83 - The year I was born

Simple!!!!

Was slightly hoping you were a relation to Ron harris of Harris Performance Engineering so he would make me an engine!haha

I dont know where my name came from really!

I guess cos i drive a 'g' and people call it sooped up!

could have been more imaginative, but then again i could have eaten a chocolate cake for breakfast. decisions are made for a reason!

sorry to disappoint!

Well I know your all wondering where I got my user name from!?!

Ahh! takes me back to my chavtastic days of listening to rap music

the rapper Notorious B.I.G. + the track "magikstick" by 50 Cent ft. 'Lil Kim = notoriousmagik!

And there was me thinking you were a magician that did tricks everyone knows but hates

Well its a long story but here goes!

The background...

In Greek mythology, the Chimera is a monstrous creature which was made of the parts of multiple animals.

Chimera was one of the offspring of Typhon and Echidna and brother of such monsters as Cerberus and the Lernaean Hydra.

Where that lead to...

Lots of drink (and other things that shouldn't be mentioned on a family forum) and a few crazy friends after one hell of a night out and we came up with the Pamoothican, son of Pamoose (half Panther, half Moose) and Pythican (half Python and half Chicken).

And there you go!

That was nearly 10 years ago and I have all rights on the name as I started the conversation! and I have been using it since for online gaming and anything I needed a name for, even had stickers made up for my BMX lol.

Well its a long story but here goes!

The background...

In Greek mythology, the Chimera is a monstrous creature which was made of the parts of multiple animals.

Chimera was one of the offspring of Typhon and Echidna and brother of such monsters as Cerberus and the Lernaean Hydra.

Where that lead to...

Lots of drink (and other things that shouldn't be mentioned on a family forum) and a few crazy friends after one hell of a night out and we came up with the Pamoothican, son of Pamoose (half Panther, half Moose) and Pythican (half Python and half Chicken).

And there you go!

That was nearly 10 years ago and I have all rights on the name as I started the conversation! and I have been using it since for online gaming and anything I needed a name for, even had stickers made up for my BMX lol.

Theres one for the grandchildren...