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that is fucking mad............i mean really it looks good but wen u get stuck on a speed bump how good do u look then??? jesus try living here in bath ther are no flat roads u just would not be able 2 drive that wer i live it would be impossible

yes, because its perfectly flat around here and i live in a magical land with no speed humps and fairy's carry your lowered car over any empty coke cans that are left in the road :lol:

mate i live right in the middle of speed hump central and with it being a council estate the roads are way past fucked, but i love my car being that low and the attention it gives, even if that attention is me getting stuck on a speed hump and having to rip my tires apart trying to drive off it backwards of it, ask any body that was rolling with me at the polo show :lol:

your either dedicated or you ain't, simple as 8-)

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well if dedicated is called ripping the undercarridge of you are car apart then I'm out i like low but fuck that

undercarriages are for suckers anyway, mouses arse was scraping all over the shop at the olop show like a doggy on heat

Edited by grungeisdead

All he's saying is that he's good at keeping in character. Modest mouse wouldn't be modest mouse without leaving scrapes in the concrete or bottoming out in perfectly flat car parks. When I was in that car I was constantly clenching my buttocks in discomfort (oy oy!), half expecting a bump to rip the subframe off the car and take the floor beneath me with it.

point proven :lol:

All he's saying is that he's good at keeping in character. Modest mouse wouldn't be modest mouse without leaving scrapes in the concrete or bottoming out in perfectly flat car parks. When I was in that car I was constantly clenching my buttocks in discomfort (oy oy!), half expecting a bump to rip the subframe off the car and take the floor beneath me with it.

well i spose they do say if it aint rubbin it aint dubbin i thought they meant the wheels rubbing maybe they meant the chassis?

so if u need 2 go on a long journey how do u get ther??? drivin sumit that low with the shitty roads here must be near impossible what if you are on the motorway and u got 2 stop for petrol. but they got those black and yellow speed bumps....(which most of them have).....how u guna get in ther???

if you can manage to go at an angle over the bumps, as long as one wheel is always on the bump you're sorted innit!

i can get over speed bumps :D

it just scrapes its bollox off.

took it to a multistory car park 2day i think i left half of the car on the tarmac :lol:

i can get over speed bumps :D

it just scrapes its bollox off.

took it to a multistory car park 2day i think i left half of the car on the tarmac :lol:

i like tht sayin, if it aint rubbin, it aint dubbin'!

by the looks of things we all are very much dubbin :-p

I'm thinkin the arches need to be flaired next, i need lower! :lol:

your either dedicated or you ain't, simple as 8-)

Never a truer word said.

People always just assume theres no speed bumps near you if your car is really low. Not realising some people aren't bothered about things like that and will just drag there car over things and fix it when dragging it breaks it.

People who winge about there drives being to steep are the worst. Mines steep as fook but I used to drag my car over it all the time.

exactly, my drives are nightmare, whack it all the time. so I'm just gunna keep whacking it untill the scraping bit wares down haha. the worst speedbumps are the them nasty skinny ones, that you hook your front wheels over and its game over lol. just take a run up and clench!

exactly, my drives are nightmare, whack it all the time. so I'm just gunna keep whacking it untill the scraping bit wares down haha. the worst speedbumps are the them nasty skinny ones, that you hook your front wheels over and its game over lol. just take a run up and clench!

so thats the technique for gettin over those small bumps. "just take a run up and clench!" the other great 1 is (only do this in heavy traffic tho, can be pointless otherwise) go as slow as poss, i usually go for about 1/2 - 1mph, even if i know i can mke it over. i hate people sitting up my arse, so wen it gets to a bump, i teach them for sitting that close to my lil polo! grrrrrrrr tailgateing pet hate of the week!

just take a run up and clench!

i actually find myself clenching some times, or even leaning to one side a bit as if its gonna make some difference :lol:

^^^ LOL i do that sometimes!

same as when i'm going under a height barrier, i duck my head down for some reason :?

that is fucking mad............i mean really it looks good but wen u get stuck on a speed bump how good do u look then??? jesus try living here in bath ther are no flat roads u just would not be able 2 drive that wer i live it would be impossible

yes, because its perfectly flat around here and i live in a magical land with no speed humps and fairy's carry your lowered car over any empty coke cans that are left in the road :lol:

mate i live right in the middle of speed hump central and with it being a council estate the roads are way past fucked, but i love my car being that low and the attention it gives, even if that attention is me getting stuck on a speed hump and having to rip my tires apart trying to drive off it backwards of it, ask any body that was rolling with me at the polo show :lol:

your either dedicated or you ain't, simple as 8-)

I'll vouch for you!!! The polo was bad enough when i was trying to drive it round near yours! Damn ramp every 5 metres! Theres even man hole covers low enough to bath in! lol. My exhaust system is about dead through speedramps and general bumps (thanks Devon!), the road round billing aquadrome didnt help!

if you can manage to go at an angle over the bumps, as long as one wheel is always on the bump you're sorted innit!

Works 99% of the time! got myself stuck on one and just thought "fuck it" and listened to the banging and scraping as i drove off it again! Find it funny more than anything now.

^^^mate i actually made a lad that was walking on the path jump jump about 2 foot in the air once when i came round a corner and smashed the polo off a speed hump. was so fucking funny even his misses was pissing herself :lol::lol: :lol:

Edited by modest mouse

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I'm a LOT lower than this now! (how my 8v was before my new wheels/tyres (195/40/14s stretched on 8s) and before i wound the 120mm coilovers to the very bottom)

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I'm a LOT lower than this now! (how my 8v was before my new wheels/tyres (195/40/14s stretched on 8s) and before i wound the 120mm coilovers to the very bottom)

now that is a po-low indeed! :shock: i love them this way, the way the po-low was meant to be!

how often do you check the underside of your car, you know, just check its still there?

Low enough....for some of the roads round here, doubt I'd be able to get to work if I was any lower than the 50mm I'm at now

One side of the car.

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Other side after making 'love' with the road

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One side of the car.

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Other side after making 'love' with the road

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wow :shock:

Surely that ent safe?

Never said it was. Thats why a new sub frame was fitted.

lol

Suppose thats proof that you were the lowest of the low!

shit, and your car weren't even that low :shock:

Edited by modest mouse

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