How does she handle the dirt track?

the best thread I've read on here in ages!

comedy

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by big-brolo

debadged her grill yet?

smashed her back doors in yet?

I'm gona stop this now!

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by 123stevevw

at this thread and it still hasn't been locked

when was her last major service?

recent blow over?

is she still for sale?

(sorry)

Has she got tread?

got stretch?

Oh I just can't leave it alone!

Splitter?

70mm backbox? Twin exit even!

Smooth scuttle?

Spare tyre?

Rear wash/wipe?

Smooth and sleak OEM+ look or just a heap of shit?

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by 123stevevw

strange how bob ain't replied in a while

^^^^ hahaha i shut up because of that! in abit hes either gna snap and shout then go quiet or hes just gna laugh then go off cryin

oh dear 3 pages just expecting it to be locked soon

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by h4r1s

Nowt to do with me

I'm not sur eif they are duin it on purpose now cz they usually are quick and its done on the first few pages.. so i think they are just letin this oen go cz its a joke

how can they lock it? theres been more mention of car related stuff in here than in most of the normal posts on the forum

strange how bob ain't replied in a while

He`s probs drank too much beer, and is drunk lying half dead at the bottom of his stairs, and here we are taking the piss out of his girlfriend

RIP Bob

maybe she read this thread and beat him to death with a stale salad filled baguette? the possibilities are endless...

either RIP Bob :(

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by modest mouse

I would laugh if he left CP up while she was round and she saw this...if it was me the boy wouldnt survive, and i would hunt the rest of you down lol. For fear of death my boyfriend wouldnt dare talk about me on his car forums..i dont know what they are anyway but he still wouldnt

But on another note do u give a her good polish regularly??? And make sure you dont fill her up with the wrong kind of juice mate.

Omg this place turns me into a man.

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by Pink_Diamond

He could drivin VW!

Any play in the box mate? common thing to blow on these VW's

Yeah you have to make sure the box is well oiled to give less chance of damaging something when you engage the shatf

yeah and listen out for any grinding when working the box.