Prop your shaft, smack it in the box and fookin drive!!!!!!!!!

Haha 4 pages long!! :-D

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by 123stevevw

Omg this place turns me into a man.

Does she have an annoying tick over noise when idle? almost like you can't get rid of it can always hear her?

Edited 24 January, 200818 yr by h4r1s

just remember to keep certain parts lubed up, and if she starts making noises you dont want to hear turn up the stereo and ignore it!

If she's a little hesistant on from cold, make sure she's warmed up properly before giving her a good raging!

i am still alive, just very tired!

all I'm gonna say is shes a very good runner lol

I'm glad your up for a bit of banter dude! This has been the best thread I've seen in a long while, very funny

does she backfire when youve been playing with the exhaust?

^^ew^^

lmao at the backfire.

quality comedy

jamaka

Also glad to hear you up for the banter bob, was starting to think it had gone a bit far.

hahahahahahaha, think thats the first I've laughed at a thread on here yet x

Does she have a tendency to whine? Any nasty rattles or rubbing, and no rusty scabs hopefully? Still nice and fresh underneath i trust?

Nice to be inside, or is it boring and dated, cheap plastics perhaps? Or maybe the smell from preivous owners? Still firm and well shaped, or saggy like seats that have seen lots of people?

hahahahahahaha, think thats the first I've laughed at a thread on here yet x

any chance you could pm me a bigger version of that pic in your avatar?

EDIT: or if you have one with less clothes that would be cool too

Edited 25 January, 200818 yr by modest mouse

Niiiice

Smooooooooooooooooth

LMAO niceee.

whats it like when you get inside.... is there much room or is it a bit of a squeeze?

Lmao @ this topic.

Least u remembered her initials.

My mate started tellin me a story about some dosey blonde from his class, referring to her by her initials and how slow she was at catchin on people were takin the hand out of her.... about five minutes into the story I thought she sounded familiar and then it finally hit me..... she was my girlfriend lmao.

Not anymore tho so I can laugh about it now lol

ahaha ^^ "thought she sounded familiar" You knew it was true

hahahahahahaha, think thats the first I've laughed at a thread on here yet x

any chance you could pm me a bigger version of that pic in your avatar?

EDIT: or if you have one with less clothes that would be cool too

And I thought I was bad...

But yes or just post them in this thread :)

Pm me too though

lol! thought the same but wasnt going to ask.

gf next to me at the time.

yeah if you could email me some hi res snaps that would be great, my emails in my profile

jokers

Club Polo people not Club Porn or Club Perverts. Respect the ladies on here.

aye right guys, calm down haha x