like today, this dozy cow at a main junction in the city centre pulls into the middle to turn right. she cant turn until the on coming traffic has passed. when it has, the traffic from the right starts to move forward. shes still in the middle. BEEP BEEP, fucking move you stupid cow!! should be waiting behind the lights and then go!! if your light is still on green! she starts shouting at me when in fact shes the bird brain who didnt know what she was doing! drives me mad cos a bloke would of known exactly what to do. probably one of those cows 'i haven't put the car in 5th gear yet, am too scared' shiver shiver....

FUCK OFF!!! just cos you sucked the examiner off!

FUCK OFF!!! just cos you sucked the examiner off!

To be fair i wore my school uniform on my driving test..probably why i passed haha

FUCK OFF!!! just cos you sucked the examiner off!

To be fair i wore my school uniform on my driving test..probably why i passed haha

short skirt? probably nah seriously if you think about it, i bet some examiners have passed people for getting sucked off etc, gotta of happened in the history of tests...

well i didnt get offered that test haha..not that i would..he was proper old and icky.

Lol i haven't bougt petrol since october last year. Ahem you cant use on the phone...men do it too, and there is some men that wear make up haha.

Ok women make mistkaes, but statistics show 97% of all serious crashes are caused by male drivers...and dont say because they are distracted by a woman haha

That's not 'cause men are bad drivers, just because they get bored of driving slowly and women get in their way

how on earth can you do that?

probably a women driver.

do not get me started on the female driver argument...

well dont then. i'd put a months wages on it.

abit of an empty promise since all you northerners are on the dole*

*Dan is an upstanding member of society and actually does a job to be proud of

^^^ LOL

The title of this thread should be changed to 'How many different stereotypes can be made in one thread'

probably a women driver.

do not get me started on the female driver argument...

well dont then. i'd put a months wages on it.

abit of an empty promise since all you northerners are on the dole*

*Dan is an upstanding member of society and actually does a job to be proud of

Somebody has been watching Shameless lol...not all use northeners are like that you know.. i work for my money sometimes haha

probably a women driver.

do not get me started on the female driver argument...

well dont then. i'd put a months wages on it.

abit of an empty promise since all you northerners are on the dole*

*Dan is an upstanding member of society and actually does a job to be proud of

Somebody has been watching Shameless lol...not all use northeners are like that you know.. i work for my money sometimes haha

Well thats a lie! Your a student so you don't work and you dont have money!

probably a women driver.

do not get me started on the female driver argument...

well dont then. i'd put a months wages on it.

abit of an empty promise since all you northerners are on the dole*

*Dan is an upstanding member of society and actually does a job to be proud of

Somebody has been watching Shameless lol...not all use northeners are like that you know.. i work for my money sometimes haha

well your not even a northener anyway. leeds is south as far as I'm concerned. anywhere past teeside is south...

Lol I'm originally from the NORTH West lol, I'm northern. And i may be a student but i also have a job thank you very much...albeit helping men try on clothes haha

Lol I'm originally from the NORTH West lol, I'm northern. And i may be a student but i also have a job thank you very much...albeit helping men try on clothes haha

eh what sort of job is that?

Lol i work fitting rooms at a clothes shop...i just give them advice and what they look good in, and swap for bigger "ahem" sizes.

what would you recommend to me in this this was at the scrap yard the other day in my lunch break. trousers in socks style

Whats with the old man pants??? I recommend you get some jeans that are a bit baggy and hang off your bum...i think you could get boxers from topshop to match those socks....then get yourself a cool t-shirt, a zip up hoody (unzipped) and put those underneath a smart short leather jacket. Possibly a beanie on a cold day.

Whats with the old man pants??? I recommend you get some jeans that are a bit baggy and hang off your bum...i think you could get boxers from topshop to match those socks....then get yourself a cool t-shirt, a zip up hoody (unzipped) and put those underneath a smart short leather jacket. Possibly a beanie on a cold day.

lets just remind ourselves that i teach at a secondary school. I'm not sure people would be best pleased if i was teaching sixth form in jeans, a beanie and a tee shirt... although i love the suggestions.

Edited 18 February, 200818 yr by supercharged spaniel

to be honest what you suggested is what i wear anyway.

Haha, clearly I'm a good judge of style then. Seondary school...hmm wouldn't of thought so lol.

anyway this is right off topic, someone will start whinging before long.

what a fuckin comical thread!! cant beat a good old stereo-typin arguement!

the clio had to be driven by a female... cos men dont try n sit on each other faces (as far as i'm aware!) n that clio is clearly sat on the golfs face...!

what a fuckin comical thread!! cant beat a good old stereo-typin arguement!

the clio had to be driven by a female... cos men dont try n sit on each other faces (as far as i'm aware!) n that clio is clearly sat on the golfs face...!

mate the off topic used to be full of shite like this. not anymore since the site went all regime stylee

americanisation i tell you.... entering the world of dustbin person's not men, sewage covers or what eva they call em instead of man holes... n lets not get started on the state of bloody insurance claims for fuck all!

americanisation i tell you.... entering the world of dustbin person's not men, sewage covers or what eva they call em instead of man holes... n lets not get started on the state of bloody insurance claims for fuck all!

mate lets go for it. I'm totally in agreement. someone said to me on the forum that i was a douche bag or something american. too much mtv in my opinion

i think its more a case of..... "typical french car drivers" not women drivers LOL