yeah man... cant be doin with that shit! douche bag lol! sure av heard that on family guy but thats where it should stay! Family guy is definitely the best thing to come out of America... not alot else springing to mind!

yeah man... cant be doin with that shit! douche bag lol! sure av heard that on family guy but thats where it should stay! Family guy is definitely the best thing to come out of America... not alot else springing to mind!

Friends was good. this could turn into a monty python 'what have the romans ever done for us!'

u c british comedy rules hands down! monty python bloody priceless! "tis but a mere flesh wound", "get back here al bite you are balls off"

but yeah al allow that one too Friends is another good time passer...

"How many topics can we cover in one thread"

see here we have males multi taskin! many differnt topics in one thread!

Yeah. I'm working and browsing the forum. That's multi tasking :)

see here we have males multi taskin! many differnt topics in one thread!

Shame men cant expand their multi task skills to standing up to wee and aiming properly at the same time haha

probably a women driver.

do not get me started on the female driver argument...

well dont then. i'd put a months wages on it.

abit of an empty promise since all you northerners are on the dole*

*Dan is an upstanding member of society and actually does a job to be proud of

Somebody has been watching Shameless lol...not all use northeners are like that you know.. i work for my money sometimes haha

well your not even a northener anyway. leeds is south as far as I'm concerned. anywhere past teeside is south...

WTF would you know about the north, I live in Aberdeen thats north, after that its Inverness and Norway, the North ha-ha..

Back to the extreme car parking though, whether it was a woman or not it was still done by a fany.

its not that we cant aim its just fun degrading women wen they sit in it!

mate thats scotland. northern england. you live in the sticks.

its not that we cant aim its just fun degrading women wen they sit in it!

well when I'm pissed in a pub i find it hilarious to just piss all over the place. its not that i cant aim i just dont want to. piss on the handle the cistern the cubicle walls. hilarious!!

its not that we cant aim its just fun degrading women wen they sit in it!

Yea well any guy that uses my toilet has the fear of death put in him not to make a mess haha.

its not that we cant aim its just fun degrading women wen they sit in it!

Yea well any guy that uses my toilet has the fear of death put in him not to make a mess haha.

what if he pisses all over then bails out the window? what you gonna do then?? eh?

hahah, we were down at a gig in Edinburgh last year and we popped to the pub next door for a seat and a drink before the gig.

The barman was a total idiot and was liek you can't sit here and not buy a drink, even though we had just sat down and were away to head to the bar. He then asked for id for all of us, and we're not exactly young looking.

So del decided before we left to piss all over the floor in the toilet. hahahah

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my window doesnt open

hahah, we were down at a gig in Edinburgh last year and we popped to the pub next door for a seat and a drink before the gig.

The barman was a total idiot and was liek you can't sit here and not buy a drink, even though we had just sat down and were away to head to the bar. He then asked for id for all of us, and we're not exactly young looking.

So del decided before we left to piss all over the floor in the toilet. hahahah

quality. i once had a shit on the floor in the university toilets cos they went on about how good they were but they were where all the foreign students studied, i was pissed off cos they wouldnt spend that money in our department so shit on the floor in the cubicle. thats going back some years now!!

my window doesnt open

what if he smashed it?

I would smash him And as I'm two floors up and the window is the size of an envelope its not likely haha

I would smash him And as I'm two floors up and the window is the size of an envelope its not likely haha

well lets imagine that the lad is tombs from x files, smashes the window just happens to have a rope in his pocket, squeezes out the window which he smashed with the toffee hammer he had in his pocket too and bails out that way? what would you do? please admit defeat!!

I never admit defeat...he wouldnt get the chance to be in there long enough to do all that before i enquired as to what was going on

I never admit defeat...he wouldnt get the chance to be in there long enough to do all that before i enquired as to what was going on

jeez your house must be a prison. do you employ guards?

what time period do you allow before enquiring as to what people are doing in your bath room?!

what time period do you allow before enquiring as to what people are doing in your bath room?!

before the lasers come on and cut your cock off?

Lol anything longer than 10 is suspicious haha. And if I'm honest men dont come in my room so they dont use my bathroom so this scenario is pointless.

Lol anything longer than 10 is suspicious haha. And if I'm honest men dont come in my room so they dont use my bathroom so this scenario is pointless.

i disagree.