Lol, they seem to like normal cars and then make them completely shit by spending money on them, i dont understand it.

have to say though the ripspeed flip screens aint that bad its jvc that make them

i heard there wank ^^^^^

never heard of anyone having any problems

i have /\/\

lol ok there crap lol

yeah there balls, paint flaking off CD skipping bags of w**k lol

see all of this chavness in halfords..."aaaahhhh ase mayte this filter wil its goes on ma corsa?" get 20 bhp from it duna mayte"

hate it...but gives us sumat to laugh about.

had this woman in 2day who had been on that ladette to lady program she's a local girl

sellin her a tom tom and she askes if theres any "celebrity discount"

i said "no why?"

ladette woman " cos i was on the telly am famous"

me "good for you"

ladette woman "dont you recognise me"

me "no dont watch that rubbish, i just remember you used to work at kfc down the road, you dint even finish the program did you"

ladette woman "everyone dropped out"

me "no everyone except you completed the program"

ladette woman = owned

Edited 20 February, 200818 yr by neil_dubgt

.... or follow you home and rob your sound system, using your own tools which were in the boot because they cant afford there own, then try selling it to one of your mates even though its blatantly yours because the subs were in a one off mirror box

sounds like the problem i had

very wrong.

o i forgot to mention, we left at the same time and they got into...wait for it.....

a ford escort hahahahha

with 2 girls that hadent reached puberty , thats not even a exagration

:lol:

teehee - I had a good one today!

Guy comes in - "i've put one of your induction kits on my fiesta Zetec and there is oil pissing all over my engine bay and dripping onto my parents driveway! What are you going to do about it?"

me - "which kit did you fit?"

guy - "one of the universal ones"

me - "ok mind if I have a look?"

guy - "sure the cars at the front door"

In front of me is the worst ram-raid of Ripspeed i've seen in ages - 17" black centred ripspeed wheels with std 4x4 ride height, lexus lights, mirror tinted rear windows & cheesy shopping list! Oh and the back box wasone of the universal carbon cans!

he pops the bonnet and I find the universal induction kit held on with cable ties - plus under the bonnet is covered with oil.

First of all the crankcase breather is just vented to atmosphere & to top it off there is no dipstick or oil filler cap.

Once I pointed that out he left VERY red faced!

Fail big time ^^

And there's oil all over his drive and he still drives his car

love the way he say what are you going to do about it?

Edited 22 February, 200818 yr by Polo6n1600i

"Own your ass and make you look stupid" is what

with 2 girls that hadent reached puberty , thats not even a exagration

your point being .........

I can't walk through the ripspeed section in halfords for fear of looking like a chav.

I dont even go in Halfords for that reason!

And the guy with no oil cap, what the f**k! How can someone be so retarded!

I'm a chav, whats peoples problem?

lol

I'm a chav, whats peoples problem?

You type too well for a chav

i also have owned baaare amounts of vw's!

another quality thread courtesy of cp!

i think its funny they think there car ismodded as soon as some lexus lights are on :S

Or when they get a bucket exhaust with a silly loud sound. Saw one down Longlife the other day, a completely standard shitbox corsa B with the biggest exhaust ever on it. Ground shook with the noise. Pah!

You must be into high quality car audio if you buy a Ripspeed headunit

i saw a while back ...well infact i know the lad. u no that shitty purple that mk1 corsa s are. well it was that faded. un coded bumpers. standard wheels standard hight. lexus lights and twin 5in zorsts ...:S

had another good one today!

18" BK alloys for - wait for it - a Volvo S40! The guy was Polish and paid CASH for them!