anyones eles had chav encounters in halfords ( except for the ones that work there)

where do they find the staff at them places? most of them seem like they'd fail a MacDonald's interview

you have to show them some respect.

think, if they weren't so stupid then threads as funny as this would never be born

and we would be starved of much needed laughs

you have to show them some respect.

think, if they weren't so stupid then threads as funny as this would never be born

and we would be starved of much needed laughs

In all fairness, i've found some of the Halfords staff to be very knowledgeable and helpful. I went in to my local one (Blackfen) a couple of weeks ago to buy some jubilee clips and a fuel filter (had kind of forgotten i'd be needing them when changing a fuel tank!), and was shown where they were by a guy around the same age as me.

He turned out to be a bit of a VW nut, and knew that there were 5 hose connections on a Mk2 polo fuel tank, etc etc. Also showed me an alternative 17mm deep socket, as they didn't have any of the standard ones in stock (seems to be a bit of a shortage of 17mm deeps locally!).

So, some of these guys really do know their stuff and are actually working there because they're genuinely interested!

Rob

:)

I'm the local halfords VW nut haha

3 more other than me! and pretty much most of us know our stuff....i have a friend owning his own company selling and fitting the wizards of nos kits

you have to show them some respect.

think, if they weren't so stupid then threads as funny as this would never be born

and we would be starved of much needed laughs

In all fairness, i've found some of the Halfords staff to be very knowledgeable and helpful. I went in to my local one (Blackfen) a couple of weeks ago to buy some jubilee clips and a fuel filter (had kind of forgotten i'd be needing them when changing a fuel tank!), and was shown where they were by a guy around the same age as me.

He turned out to be a bit of a VW nut, and knew that there were 5 hose connections on a Mk2 polo fuel tank, etc etc. Also showed me an alternative 17mm deep socket, as they didn't have any of the standard ones in stock (seems to be a bit of a shortage of 17mm deeps locally!).

So, some of these guys really do know their stuff and are actually working there because they're genuinely interested!

Rob

suprisingly enough, the lads at blackfen seem to know there stuff, bikes aswell!

the women there are all over the age of 45 and dont have a clue though (as far as i am aware).

Do not use orpington - even though i am 16 i am going to say - orpington halfords is full of spotty 16 year old tits that know and do nothing.

you have to show them some respect.

think, if they weren't so stupid then threads as funny as this would never be born

and we would be starved of much needed laughs

In all fairness, i've found some of the Halfords staff to be very knowledgeable and helpful. I went in to my local one (Blackfen) a couple of weeks ago to buy some jubilee clips and a fuel filter (had kind of forgotten i'd be needing them when changing a fuel tank!), and was shown where they were by a guy around the same age as me.

He turned out to be a bit of a VW nut, and knew that there were 5 hose connections on a Mk2 polo fuel tank, etc etc. Also showed me an alternative 17mm deep socket, as they didn't have any of the standard ones in stock (seems to be a bit of a shortage of 17mm deeps locally!).

So, some of these guys really do know their stuff and are actually working there because they're genuinely interested!

Rob

thats a fair point, BUT it must a rare comodity cos iv been in 4 halfords branchs and there all fuckwhitts lol

halfords in bolton has a fit polish (this is a guess) bird workin on the counter....

thats worth going for me

had another good one today!

18" BK alloys for - wait for it - a Volvo S40! The guy was Polish and paid CASH for them!

Polish cook at my school has a very tastefully modified S40 estate, deep blue with tinted windows, 17x8 flat face wheels, lowered about 40mm, DTM exhaust, full cream leather interior. I'd drive it any day!

Another one has a slammed Yaris Verso with standard alloys, twin 6x4 exhausts, red brake callipers and drums and a huge dash full of guages! 3/10.

I am one of the shadowey guardians of the SatNav Cabinet Of Wonder at the Halfords in exeter. The funniest thing i have seen by far is two acne-clad ladyboys sat outside with the car boot open sat on the rear bumper, playing happy happy hardcore. would have been more impressive if they actually had more than the stock speakers/headunit installed.... pillocks

I love going into halfords

Then plugging in my ipod and turning it up and seeing everyones faces :p

halfords in bolton has a fit polish (this is a guess) bird workin on the counter....

thats worth going for me

There is a fit quiet shy blonde lass must only be 17 or something working on the tills at my Halfrauds. I've seen myself just go in there to look at her. She knows sod all like but she is lovely so I'll let her off!

lol the bird up here is brunette but a bit shy too....its great when u get there n completely forget what youve gone in for....gives u something to do while u remember

there are no pritty girls in crewe halfords... the girl there apparently cant smell the air fresheners anymore as she has grown immune 2 them

haaaar

Edited 25 February, 200818 yr by dilz000

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that was possibly the fastest reply ever. i dont even think u could reply faster if we where on msn. lol

theres a gay lad workin in the one near me, and he knows fook all about headunits from what i seen last nite :lol:

you talking bout the halfords in macclesfield by ne chance lol?

theres on in the cheadle branch (mincer that knows nothing bout headunits), but the macclesfiled bransh has some fit girls and even one in bikehut fair play

how sad are we really seeking out fit girls in halfords. haha

I'm broadening my search and going into a town tonight... atleast i might stumble upon something worth a poke...

I love going into halfords

Then plugging in my ipod and turning it up and seeing everyones faces :p

do the people of Somerset not share your love for culture club?

do the people of Somerset not share your love for culture club?

No!

I'm broadening my search and going into a town tonight... at least i might stumble upon something worth a poke that would let me poke...

edited for truthfullness

Edited 25 February, 200818 yr by GiorgioGT

when i used to work there without fail this group of chavs used to come in about 7:15 ona friday night with a cd or two and crank up this proper shit music on the stereos downstairs.

we used to call them the disco kids. hahaha

i was in a halfords the other day, and about 8 chavs walked in and were nicking individual paint pens out of the packs, that way the alarm doesnt go off, i just did my bit and told the manager, all 8 chavs got held in the store and the police turned up, might have been an over-reaction by the store, but i was laughing, the chavs were like "shit its the pigs" and the manager then chubbed the doors shut

what a day

Hmmm saw something funny in Halfords thread?

Me and my (50 year old) dad were in the other day getting a socket set....

....and I could swear the girl behind the counter (quite cute too and about 19 or 20) was hitting on my dad?!

Edited 26 February, 200818 yr by Chris_McCartney

there is a rather large lack of fitties in the store i work in... it sucks!!!

there used to be this girl with huuuuuuuuge tits, theres a camera that sits above the tills and one of the manager used to just sit in the office and zooooooooom in dirty old perv hahahahahahaha

sadly because i also work in bridgwater it also means that only retards come in because its the retard capitle of the country lol...

and goose i know who to giv a slap too next time you come into the store playing culture club lol