matt i got banned from taunton halfords for a week. lol

norweigan black death battle metal

sony comps - broken.

oops :p

you have to show them some respect.

think, if they weren't so stupid then threads as funny as this would never be born

and we would be starved of much needed laughs

In all fairness, i've found some of the Halfords staff to be very knowledgeable and helpful. I went in to my local one (Blackfen) a couple of weeks ago to buy some jubilee clips and a fuel filter (had kind of forgotten i'd be needing them when changing a fuel tank!), and was shown where they were by a guy around the same age as me.

He turned out to be a bit of a VW nut, and knew that there were 5 hose connections on a Mk2 polo fuel tank, etc etc. Also showed me an alternative 17mm deep socket, as they didn't have any of the standard ones in stock (seems to be a bit of a shortage of 17mm deeps locally!).

So, some of these guys really do know their stuff and are actually working there because they're genuinely interested!

Rob

suprisingly enough, the lads at blackfen seem to know there stuff, bikes aswell!

the women there are all over the age of 45 and dont have a clue though (as far as i am aware).

Do not use orpington - even though i am 16 i am going to say - orpington halfords is full of spotty 16 year old tits that know and do nothing.

the new one at orps ? that small low budge one in the centre aint their anymore. theirs one that works in blendon now looks about 17/18 drives some bodged out corsa. peec-a-shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

there is a rather large lack of fitties in the store i work in... it sucks!!!

there used to be this girl with huuuuuuuuge tits, theres a camera that sits above the tills and one of the manager used to just sit in the office and zooooooooom in dirty old perv hahahahahahaha

sadly because i also work in bridgwater it also means that only retards come in because its the retard capitle of the country lol...

and goose i know who to giv a slap too next time you come into the store playing culture club lol

Oh the irony :)

Back when men were men and sheep had that worried look in their eyes, Halfords used to sell black and white chequered tape on a roll - an instant extra 20bhp!

^^ Ah but these days its all about the sponsor stickers. You don't have to fit the actual parts, why bother? Just stick the shopping list that acompanies many aftermarket parts on your car and wahay: 100 instant bhp's (Think the Ripspeed stcikers produce the biggest power increase).

Theres a foreign student working in my local Halfrauds who can't work the till, EVER! Now how could I possibly trust his wisdom on anything car related? Stopped going there now and rather drive another 6miles to Motorworld. Luckily the guys at the branch I go to know a lot about motors, each with specialising in seperate fields. Love the staff cars there; R32 GTR, S15 (drift spec), 22B and a crap 206 sitting in the corner all chavved up!

I was in the other week asking about getting a paint mixed up and the guy started asking me the spec of the Polo, only to find he was a mk4 owner (well his mum was) and he's building a collection of goodies to fit to it in his garage, including 16V bumpers which he painted and some springs and shocks.... told him to join here!!

Do I get a bonus for spreading the word of this forum?! lol

you could have a few cp/scene points ??

lol

here have 10 from me

you could have a few cp/scene points ??

lol

here have 10 from me

:lol: Haha yay 10 scene points, that gives me a total of 12 for having a mk3 with the back right corner lowered and a non working horn.... Proper ratted lol.

(P.S. suspension bolt is seized need to get one to replace it, will be fully lowered soon and the Mountney horn dont work... yet)

As for Halfords.... seen a guy earlier asking for spinners for the wheels. Had to walk away cause I was gonna piss myself laughing. Also seen Napolien Dynamite working in Burger King.... he's really put on a bit...

my mate (who loves halfords) rekons that they can get smoor roadsters in at under £100 a wheel yeah so to prove him wrong i go up to the guy at the wheel counter and ask. I asked him can he get any wheels in manufactured by smoor. He said they have stopped making wheels and have now been taken over by Speedline.

Now WHAT THE FUK??? i walked out shaking my head

another one ... 2 chavs come in and pick up a large sheet of mesh (for the grille or sumthin) and i overheard him saying to the sales assistant he was going to take out his fog lights and grille and put this in the holes instead. Th sales assistant asked what car he has, and he replied a Fiesta. The sales assistant actually said ... "oh, your going dow the euro route are you?"

wish i was lying

the only fit bird who works in the bridgend branch is moody as fuk and ID'd me for buying heat temperature paint lol

speaking of that mesh stuff. i think its funny how its called ''compitition mesh'' when its chicken wire

Damn, this is a funny thread LOL.

This thread is absolutely wonderful. I enjoy it so much. Bookmarked. Set as home page. Cache'd twice.

Thanks for listening. This post has been brought to you by www.TRIBECA-ONLINE.com

i work in halfords, but in the bike section thank god

the amount of chavs and rudes you see buiyng exhausts and ripspeed graphics is hilerious

& whats more funny is when they turn up in the shit fiestas they think there bad by sitting outside for 10 mins just revving it

This thread is absolutely wonderful. I enjoy it so much. Bookmarked. Set as home page. Cache'd twice.

Thanks for listening. This post has been brought to you by www.TRIBECA-ONLINE.com

this post was so insightfull and informative i was still thinking about it 15 mins after reading it while i was on the loo having a banging shit, thank you for that

Thanks for listening. This post has been brought to you by www.GAYPRIDEDATING.com, for all your Transvestite, Transexual, Bisexual, Curious, gay and Lesbian Dating.

there is a rather large lack of fitties in the store i work in... it sucks!!!

there used to be this girl with huuuuuuuuge tits, theres a camera that sits above the tills and one of the manager used to just sit in the office and zooooooooom in dirty old perv hahahahahahaha

sadly because i also work in bridgwater it also means that only retards come in because its the retard capitle of the country lol...

and goose i know who to giv a slap too next time you come into the store playing culture club lol

Oh the irony :)

:badgrin: :badgrin:

nothing wrong with culture club

Edited 4 March, 200818 yr by goose