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its so funny ..

Edited 30 March, 200818 yr by james23

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Class. Id have bought it tbh, just because of the seller!!!

That is hilarious.

Only read half of it but it seems like an alright car, someone just clearly hated it

Wasnt far from me, could have bought the "quite rubbish" car

EDIT: The questions are the best bit!!!!!!!

Edited 30 March, 200818 yr by toddy89

i just jacked it of e38. the guyis on there. his other car is a supercharged mk3 golf

its fucking quillity. the bit about the petrol cap, the rev counter in fact its the best ebay ad iv ever seen

Theres no reserve, and I really will let it go for £3.75 if that is what it finishes at, so make sure you bring the correct change.

Brilliant!

leads to you being left staring at a pair of receding brake lights

Erm... If they drove off, why would their brake lights be on?

When cold it tends to idle incredibly high, the thoughtful technicians at VW decided I would be better off with a huge clock instead of a rev counter so I couldn't quantify how high exactly, but it is high enough that people tend to think you are trying to race them at traffic lights

Cracked me up :lol:

hahahah looked like an alright little car that

Absolutely brilliant,i was in tears by the third paragraph lovin the questions,too - "its sik innit,always wanted a MK2 Polo.." Seen a few of these before,but never on ebay. Most memorable was an Orion: "Ford Orion 1.6,apparently,krb'd alloys,no chance of mot,not a straight panel on it,bald tyres,interior stinks,nothing works,offers" We need more people like this in the world.

quality!

very impressive advert :)

Was a bit of a giggle.

lmfao anyone seen some of the questions asked?

Q: Dear Mr Startacustard - My Name Is Dr Charles Alfonse Hertz Van Rental and I am the barrister for The Honerable James Jampot who sadly died in a car crash in Uganda. Will you take his ashes in return for the car and $25,000,000 paid into my account in Zug, Switzerland?

A: yes, absolutely. Please send me you name, age,sex,address, phone number, mobile number, account number, national insurance details, passport number and a recent photograph of yourself and we can proceed with this transaction.

Q: ah what man dis car is sik man init! i hope i dont miss the end of the auction man, as i have always wantd a mk2 polo! i ave got me sum17" phat chromes init to go on and I'm gona make its ass sit on da tarmac! me homeboi dan sayz hell lend me his need for speed underground neons for the drive home, would you mind helping us install them if i wint the auction? peace man and lookforward to giving this car a good nailing on the way home! safe, from a hardcore maxpower fan init!

A: Fresh. Bring neons to pick up the car and the only thing I will do with them is attempt to beat you to death. Happy bidding!

Lmao that is good.

Leave it in an empty car park on an overcast day and you'll probably lose it if i'm honest.

you cannot both brake AND indicate at the same time, it's one or the other, so choose your turns carefully.

Salad dodgers

Absolute jokes

That absolutly funny as fook :lol:

He must of been smoking somthing at the time of listing it.

What a hilarious man!! This has reached legendary status in my hall of fame next to the guy who claimed he put sand in his turbo to wind everybody up!!

It's people like these that remind us how to laugh!

hahahahaha what a guy....ad buy it cos of the add lol

lmao. Nothing like being honest!

Looked like a great daily as well.

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