Awwww man that's one hangin' golf. this is my mate's 8v b/b digifant:

sexeh pants!

Not really a nice thing to say about someones car is it?

Who gives a shit what it looks like when you've got KR note?

yet another amusing thread courtesy of clubpolo!

Giorgio I think my tyre is flat.

Dont worry its only flat at the bottom.

Friend of mine genuinely believed me and had no idea how to fill up with air.

thats the funnyest thing iv ever seen on this fourm lol

The thing that concerns me is I thought it was mandatory for driving instructors to show their pupils things like this, ie how to check oil and water levels and tyre pressures etc.

^^^ yer it is.

dont no when it came into action tho.

another thing with ' careful lady owners ' is that if there older it wouldnt of seen 3rd gear.

i saw a old lady reversing out a car space revvin it to atleast 4-5k ... funney stuff

:-) You men arnt perfect u know lol!!

Fucking women piss me off

jesus christ, never buy car owned my woman....

i'm sure you've all heard the story of the woman trying to buy a new 710 cap as she lost hers, after trying a few motor factors she was asked to draw a pic of the mysterious 710 cap, upon turning it upside down all became clear........

and the american lady who hired a rental car in london and half way through her journey to scotland rang the rental company to ask why the car was using so much fuel??? she had been driving in 2nd gear the whole way!!

fairs fair though women do get a raw deal when they go to garages and get fobbed off, my little sisters mate was told the thud she heard when cornering hard was.... get this...... the oil slapping the inside of the sump, it mysteriously stopped when i changed the ball joint!

jesus christ, never buy car owned my woman....

i'm sure you've all heard the story of the woman trying to buy a new 710 cap as she lost hers, after trying a few motor factors she was asked to draw a pic of the mysterious 710 cap, upon turning it upside down all became clear........

and the american lady who hired a rental car in london and half way through her journey to scotland rang the rental company to ask why the car was using so much fuel??? she had been driving in 2nd gear the whole way!!

fairs fair though women do get a raw deal when they go to garages and get fobbed off, my little sisters mate was told the thud she heard when cornering hard was.... get this...... the oil slapping the inside of the sump, it mysteriously stopped when i changed the ball joint!

Brilliant, I've not heard either of them! Certainly made me chuckle

Nah women get what they deserve when it comes to driving

Not all women are newbs ..

One of my best mates who is female and has a unit 4 vw's

She can fit engines .. done one on her own

I'm teaching her to weld .. She is trying Painting ..

I must adnit she knows more about cars than me really .

Its all through learning though really

Edited 6 May, 200818 yr by StevieDavison

tyre pressures?... "how do put air in tyres?"

When I got my alloys fitted I asked 'what air goes in them?' and plain as anything the guy said 'normal air will be fine' I meant to ask how much air!

Mate of mine works in shell, and some woman asked him if he could fill her tires up as she didn't know how.....she gave him £5 for it as well..

People like that shouldn't be allowed cars!!

It's quite scary really to think we share the roads with these sort of numptys... and if that aint bad enough women get cheaper car insurance too!?

We don't get cheaper car insurance - my boyfriend made mine cheaper!

Fucking women piss me off I beat my wife

good shout buddy

A few bitch slaps here and there does most women some good

Apparently you should beat your women every morning - if you don't know what for she will!

Awwww man that's one hangin' golf. this is my mate's 8v b/b digifant:

sexeh pants!

Not really a nice thing to say about someones car is it?

Who gives a shit what it looks like when you've got KR note?

lol like anyone gets a chance to see the rust once that thing gets going

the oil smoke screen it kicks out realy helps upset the paid too much for a supposedly fast car crew nicely

and it looks even worse now as that pic is 2 years old just after I finished the clutch and gearbox replacment that time

pretty rides are ok if thats your bag but rough and ready is more fun

even my polo is too pretty and has came close to being satin black

besides that golf is a 5 door family wagon

3 door or less only

Edited 6 May, 200818 yr by Billy

Lol I belive its something to do with useing this thing to its potential

your misses has style mate.

although i would be gutted if my misses has a better car than mine

Apparently you should beat your women every morning - if you don't know what for she will!

Edited 6 May, 200818 yr by modest mouse

Lol I belive its something to do with useing this thing to its potential

your misses has style mate.

although i would be gutted if my misses has a better car than mine

thats a matter of opinion and taste

my mini kicks ass

the golf is ok but not my thing realy

the best thing about the golf was the beer money price

My mums like that. She can drive it and put petrol in it, anything else and its up to me or my dad. LOL.

i cant even get the petrol cap off lmao!

mouse, is that pitbike road legal? looks like it has a rear plate on it?

if so, thats coooool as fuck

mouse, is that pitbike road legal? looks like it has a rear plate on it?

if so, thats coooool as fuck

yeah it is mate, its good fun but not mine, it did have all the lights and shit on it but my mate took off any thing that wasn't needed to ride it on the road (number plate and break light ), then took the restricted carb and exhurst off it and fitted off road ones, comes up like a crack whore on speed now

wish he'd keep his fucking helmet off my bonnet tho

oooooh i want one so bad

used to mission about on pitbikes down the old paths n shit near my old house when i was about 15/16, was always a good laugh

debs is the picture really appropriate or are u just gagging for attention, dont get me wrong nice picture but realyl isnt needed on a site like this.

Edited 6 May, 200818 yr by LOGiCALX

debs is the picture really appropriate or are u just gagging for attention, dont get me wrong nice picture but realyl isnt needed on a site like this.

lol sorry guys its just my msn pic

tyre pressures?... "how do put air in tyres?"

When I got my alloys fitted I asked 'what air goes in them?' and plain as anything the guy said 'normal air will be fine' I meant to ask how much air!

you can have nitrogen in you tyres uno...makes em heavier and it doesnt leak out the side

debs is the picture really appropriate or are u just gagging for attention, dont get me wrong nice picture but realyl isnt needed on a site like this.

lol sorry guys its just my msn pic

dont be shy, show us you pie!

debs is the picture really appropriate or are u just gagging for attention, dont get me wrong nice picture but realyl isnt needed on a site like this.

are you queer or some thing?? if not then why does a bit of cleavage offend you so? theres much more on show on page 3 in the sun and i bet you still happily read that and don't stand in the street waving it about shouting ''this is and outrage'' or some other crazy shit like that

Edited 7 May, 200818 yr by modest mouse

Yeah it's not as if she's got her bebo pics on here

Yeah it's not as if she's got her bebo pics on here

tell me more mo fo!...