Spotted this in my rear view mirror during the misery-miles on the M11. Granted, the geezer is in Essex, but what could you possibly get out of making your car look like a Klingon?

Ideally I spose I should clean my rear screen.. :sad:

Edited 8 May, 200818 yr by Fonz

Awesome

Man there are too many Barry's around ..

FFOC FTW

lol, i want it.

Did you take that whilst driving?

ahaha...

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

Lol,

What a load of pap.

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Lol,

What a load of pap.

Hey, I'm bored, me ol' Hearty! :-D

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Oo keep me posted about how that goes please when you try it(pm me) I think I know the screw you're talking about.. i think it's an allen bolt on the throttle body that VW put blue paint on right?

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Oo keep me posted about how that goes please when you try it(pm me) I think I know the screw you're talking about.. i think it's an allen bolt on the throttle body that VW put blue paint on right?

Yellow on my car, but that sounds like it alright. I'll have a go this weekend most likely.......

STOP QUOTING GODDAMNIT!

FFOC FTW

lmao. The geezer driving that shed probably has a sense of humour ?? Needs one with a bonnet like that!

Passed a corsa the other day with one of those yukky vents on! Needless to say it was all 'oh!' and no go.

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Oo keep me posted about how that goes please when you try it(pm me) I think I know the screw you're talking about.. i think it's an allen bolt on the throttle body that VW put blue paint on right?

Yellow on my car, but that sounds like it alright. I'll have a go this weekend most likely.......

QUOTEEEE

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Oo keep me posted about how that goes please when you try it(pm me) I think I know the screw you're talking about.. i think it's an allen bolt on the throttle body that VW put blue paint on right?

Yellow on my car, but that sounds like it alright. I'll have a go this weekend most likely.......

QUOTEEEE

opps

Man there are too many Barry's around ..

FFOC FTW

i drive a focus and am not impressed by that, its shocking ent it :lol: i feel dirty now

that one is subtle compared to yours

Did you take that whilst driving?

Of course not, dude, that would be terribly irresponsible.

Note: Fonz in no way advocates the use of handheld devices whilst driving.

Picture tells a different story! look how close up each others arse you all drive too!

You all?? Hey listen, man, I always leave a big gap! Also, the traffic was travelling at usual M11 pace! (i.e. just at the correct pace to make my mk3 jerk about like a fish on a line!)

definition of a mk3 on a parade lap..

How true! I have a theory about kangarooing MK3's 'I'm going to investigate if I have time... I think the little pot that tells the ecu to idle when the throttle's closed is getting pressed too early. Know what I mean? I'm going to back the adjusting screw right off, and THEN we'll see if I still have to look like a fricking nodding dog when the traffic's slow!

Oo keep me posted about how that goes please when you try it(pm me) I think I know the screw you're talking about.. i think it's an allen bolt on the throttle body that VW put blue paint on right?

Yellow on my car, but that sounds like it alright. I'll have a go this weekend most likely.......

QUOTEEEE

opps

come and join us...

What I now ride:

I saw that shitty looking focus in braintree today, looks totally standard apart from the mess on the bonnett and a 45ish year old man at the wheel :lol:

Come on guys, cut him some slack.

Cheap mid-life crisis purchase by any chance? :p