Thought i`d share my evening adventure with y`all...

Basically, been working on nanna loon all day trying to get it to run right, and sort the exhaust rattle

Managed to sort the exhaust but couldnt get the damn thing to stop hesitating so being slightly pissed off about 8pm i called it a day and set off driving my bro home. Got about half way there and my sub disconected - grrr, got out and reconected it. Just getting back in the car and this pug 206 flies past in the opposite direction, close to my car and i hear a slight bang/thud thought it had clipped my wing mirror at first but no!, there was egg all over my window and door and apart from us and the pug the road/area was dead so knew it came from that. Well me already being pissed off with the car soon turned into full blown rage, i put full lock on and booted it after the pug, didnt take long to catch it but i then realised it was a couple of girls great!, cant go battering girls so decided to follow it untill i thought of what i could do to the car to get revenge and teach the mong a fucking lesson.

We came to some lights and my bro got out and went up to the pug to see what they were playing at and get a good look at them, they locked the doors and held it shut, whilst grinning with a smug "you cant do nothing, nerr nerr" look on their faces (you know the type of slags, think they're better than everyone), there was a couple cars at the lights and i didnt want my bro getting seen booting the car or something so told him to get back in and we`ll follow it some more. Followed it for about half hour, the mooron behind the wheel couldnt drive for shit, all over the road, nearly crashed a couple of times (i was praying she would) then i rememberd i had some brake fluid in the boot :-D so got my bro to climb over the seat and get it

Another 10 mins in persuit and the perfect opportunity (sp?) came :-D the dense cum bucket only turned off the quite busy main road and onto an empty dual carridge way she tried leaving me (well her nice new car will obviously out run an old banger ) her face as i pulled up along side her was absolutly priceless she tried to out smart me by braking but i`d already anticipated that and was just a nose in front of her now doing about 20, still in the next lane. Anyway, the bottle of dot 4 was out of the window at arms lengh, then squeezed and all over her bonnet, bumper and hopefully roof result!! soon cheered me up :-D

Bet she wont be egging anymore cars in a hurry, she looked shit scared and close to tears

Moral of the story, dont go thinking you can mess with other peoples stuff and get away with it, especially someones car who`s fed up with a short temper

I'm expecting a knock on the door by the police now, but fuck it, it was worth it and i`d do it again to see that smug look wiped off her braindead face

Serves them right. You can't expect to mess with someone and not get it back 10x worse.

Too right, i bet they were buzzing and gigling like the tards they are when they hit my car too

I hope they're not smart enough to of washed it off straight away would love to know where its from so i can check how bad the paint is in the next couple of days :-D

Deserved it really, there's just mindless people out there!

Hopefully she won't wash it of straight away, you should just go driving around the area (in someone else's car) and try to check the damage!

Harsh ......

.....but fair ! Serves the chav slags bloody right

LMAO! Good effort.

Crikey!

I wouldn't be posting that up on a public forum.

But good on you

hmm whilst not wanting to sound like an old man here - two wrongs dont make a right.

1 egg = approx 10 mins with a cloth and possibly a few minor scratches

dot4 brake fluid = about £1-2000 of spraywork potentially. Lets hope she didn't get your reg plate etc to go to the police.

Perhaps Pete... but revenge = priceless!

Is the 16v lump in now then craig?

ahhh pete u old man

hes got a point but still

LMFAO!

id of just chinned the bitch equal rights and all that haha

Would be funny if you managed to set it alight at the same time - imagine the sight!

ok... an egging, not the funniest of pranks, but a prank all the same...

following them for half an hour, might have been enough to shit them up, 2 guys following 2 girls remember! the brake fluid, a touch too far imo mate... like you said, she/they where close to tears as the fluid went over the car... enough was done if you ask me...

the kids where i live see fit to throw stones...

hahahaha!

Thanks that has cheered me up!

Maybe it didn't actually happen maybe craig just imagined it after a lot of drink.. check the time

Remember he is like super human and never sleeps!!

man i think the same way as you ! hahaha top job ! made me laugh reading it before my uni exam

As already said, you've prolly gone too far, but I guess the red mist had set in before you knew it!

But f**k it, it's results that count.

Good work fella. :grin:

Perfect, You sir are now my hero

Whats the point of egging cars...really. People who think on those levels are too immature to

be driving to be quite funking honest.

'puts eggs back in fridge and thinks of new ways in getting payback to that old man that cut me up'

IDEA

'Dynamite'

Its not the 'right' thing to do but its damn funny. Plus I Can imagine the kind of lasses you mean, the ones who do things to piss off blokes cause they think they won't do anything to girls. Plenty of those sorts around here. Serves them right.

Nikyboi, put the eggs in the freezer for more of an impact :D

got what they deserved IMO

only up north.......

should of follwed them to there front door, and egg'd there house as well as the brake fluid