Ashamedly i got pulled for speeding last night, but was luckily let go with just a slap on the wrist. I exceeded the limit by about 30mph which incurs a maximum penalty of a years ban or so i was told. Road conditions were good and i have no previous motoring convictions, i believe this vouched for my scott-free dismissal. Needless to say i feel lucky i wasn't charged.

As the title says, whats the maxiumum speeding offence that you have got away with?

Oh..

When the officer finally said "go on, on your way" i stupidly replied "are you sure?"....

When he said it a second time, i regained controll of my brain and i didnt challenge it.

I blasted past an unmarked Vectra doing 3 figures in my GT. He actually pulled me over for driving SORN (I'd only just bought it and their database hadn't updated to show the tax). Once he saw the shiny new tax disc in the window he let me go, but only after commenting that "it goes quite well for a small car".

50 in a 30 on the a316 (where it changes from 40), he just breathalised me and let me go!

Edited 14 July, 200818 yr by Foxie

I've never been let off

92mph on the M4 on my way back from buying an 8P from Alex down the M4.

No back seats, a gearbox and 2 dodgy southerners in a black GT - copper pulled me up - said we can give you 3 points and a £60 fine for doing 92mph, or we could give your mate a £30 fine for not wearing a belt - what'll it be?

Errrrrr - it doesn't take einstein to work out my reply! I was lucky this time!

was doing something like 55 in a 40 zone, however i did have my front fogs on at the time when it wasn't foggy anymore, that's what got their attention primarily then they mentioned my speed and just told me to 'be careful' as there could have been a load of drunks out and about at that time!

When i was young and stupid, one night I got away with sitting on the door of my old dears micra @ 50mph through a 30mph speed camera sticking a proud two up at it (number plate had fallen off). Only problem was there was a police unit coming round the corner in the other direction who saw the camera flash and me climbing back in the car, opps!! Stuck their blues and two on and swung around pretty sharpish, I thought "F***" and decided that there was only one way to get around this problem - drop two cogs and do one. I got away from them by the skin of my teeth!!

When i was young and stupid, one night I got away with sitting on the door of my old dears micra @ 50mph through a 30mph speed camera sticking a proud two up at it (number plate had fallen off). Only problem was there was a police unit coming round the corner in the other direction who saw the camera flash and me climbing back in the car, opps!! Stuck their blues and two on and swung around pretty sharpish, I thought "F***" and decided that there was only one way to get around this problem - drop two cogs and do one. I got away from them by the skin of my teeth!!

62mph in a 30mph (Which turns into a 60mph road within 200 yards), copper just said "calm down a little"

When i was young and stupid, one night I got away with sitting on the door of my old dears micra @ 50mph through a 30mph speed camera sticking a proud two up at it (number plate had fallen off). Only problem was there was a police unit coming round the corner in the other direction who saw the camera flash and me climbing back in the car, opps!! Stuck their blues and two on and swung around pretty sharpish, I thought "F***" and decided that there was only one way to get around this problem - drop two cogs and do one. I got away from them by the skin of my teeth!!

haha! love it!

When i was young and stupid, one night I got away with sitting on the door of my old dears micra @ 50mph through a 30mph speed camera sticking a proud two up at it (number plate had fallen off). Only problem was there was a police unit coming round the corner in the other direction who saw the camera flash and me climbing back in the car, opps!! Stuck their blues and two on and swung around pretty sharpish, I thought "F***" and decided that there was only one way to get around this problem - drop two cogs and do one. I got away from them by the skin of my teeth!!

i sense a ruckus arising......

IN..

i overtook an unmarked police car in my old corsa sport at 105mph in a 50, i got pulled and given a section59 then let off

i overtook an unmarked police car in my old corsa sport at 105mph in a 50, i got pulled and gave him a section69 then let off

sorry you did what to him?

:lol: :lol:

Because of what I do for a living, I travel long distance at strange times of day quite a lot. Clear roads, long way to go, you know how it is with the right foot.

So I was happily pootling along some long, straight, open A-roads at up to 90 at times at way gone midnight, when I noticed that the white Rover 45 that'd been following me for about 5 miles hadn't actually got a roof rack on, but a set of blue lights

I came out of a corner, and startted slowly accelerating up to 60, he just went past and carried on at the same of speeds we'd been doing before.

I'm kind of guessing that he'd already run my plates, seen that although quick, my driving was a long way from dangerous, and that it was probably near enough his home time.

On another occassion, I was sat on the motorway at well gone midnight, went past a couple of artics and noticed a medium sized white dot sat in between them. I guess it was a Mk4 Astra, therefore most likely a diesel. By the time he was in lane 2 with the lights on, I was sat in a random industrial estate having a coffee and generally keeping out of the way for an hour

When i was young and stupid, one night I got away with sitting on the door of my old dears micra @ 50mph through a 30mph speed camera sticking a proud two up at it (number plate had fallen off). Only problem was there was a police unit coming round the corner in the other direction who saw the camera flash and me climbing back in the car, opps!! Stuck their blues and two on and swung around pretty sharpish, I thought "F***" and decided that there was only one way to get around this problem - drop two cogs and do one. I got away from them by the skin of my teeth!!

my exact reaction hahah

great story

never done a runner from a copper, my mate has tho lol

must be scary as shit!

Sunday night my dad was doing about 65-70 in a 50 with a copper right behind him, he got of that road pretty quickly to say the least lol, it was about 8pm tho, so probably the copper couldent be arsed to pull us over or he was decent!

47 in a 40. He just breathalised me, gave me a warning about speeding and let me go.

i hit the limiter in 5th in a 30.

you can all applaud me later.

:p IBTL

if true, thats gay!

Me and this blue volvo came off a roundabout together one night (around midnight) onto a 70mph dual carrageway, we both sharply sped up to 60 when he stopped and i pulled out to overtake as I had reached 70. As we got side by side he started speeding up. I kept up and he finally let me past after going up to 95. I just stuck at 95 infront of him. Then he pulled out and tried to overtake me. I pulled his stunt and started speeding up. He must have been toying with me as we hit 120 then he shot forward and pulled in infront of me. Then...

...On came the blue lights (was a fucking unmarked police car)

I backed off the throttle...blue lights went off and he shot into the distance!

Needless to say I stuck to the limit for the rest of the night!

if true, thats gay!

YOUR GAY.

you clearly failed to notice the cheeky tongue, and "IBTL" statement.

this is a stupid thread and if you get away with speeding, feel lucky, learn, dont do it again.

FREAKIN KIDS!!!!

lollercoaster

lollercoaster

whythankyou.

i followed some old boy in a sierra today, stuck to 20 on the open roads, and lanes near me, minuite he hits a village fks off like s bee stung his arse!!!

was like WTF???!??!!? thats 30???!?!? i dun think so.

and as for my biggest over limit thing, i'm not gonna say coz I'm not pround of it.

i'v gladly grown up out of the childish "invincible" metality.

muchlove y'all.

lollercoaster

whythankyou.

i followed some old boy in a sierra today, stuck to 20 on the open roads, and lanes near me, minuite he hits a village fks off like s bee stung his arse!!!

was like WTF???!??!!? thats 30???!?!? i dun think so.

and as for my biggest over limit thing, i'm not gonna say coz I'm not pround of it.

i'v gladly grown up out of the childish "invincible" metality.

muchlove y'all.

Good old Sierras

I tried outrunning a T5 Estate, around an estate, on my old scooter.

When he said "you were doing nealy 60 in 30" i almost said "nearly?! screw that I'm going for another go".

But he let me off, just got a fine for no front L plate.

Lesson of the day: scooters cant outrun T5's