give me your tears gypsy!

Sooo, that's where you keep your mk1 polo.

feck me vic it's finished

There aren't 30- odd dogs/ kids (only close inspection telling between the two) running about, nor is everything covered in mud and piles of rubbish; you've got some way to go yet!

I bet you like dags don't you.

I like dags. Do you like dags?

haha sweet.got any scrap metal??

since when did you work for easy jet?

i'll fight you for you caravan!

is that a bouncy castle infront of it?

Close, that's our old inflatable ballpool. The castle's were all out on hire.

dags, everyones gat facking dags

you pikey

the worst thing is, thats my house :( he won it in a game of fisticuffs.

You said you only lost your house, you failed to mention you lost our blow up PTnT main office aswell

Step into my office, youre fucking fired

You said you only lost your house, you failed to mention you lost our blow up PTnT main office aswell

Step into my office, youre fucking fired

is the blow up ptnt main office danny lees sex doll?

ooo errr missus, i really dont want sloppy thirds after him and mousey have logged off inside that hindenburg

Nah, its their ex blow up crack and whore house, we got it cheap like the budgie

There was a few full on felatio stains about the place, but we cleaned them with scatmeister borris`s leeds region official blazer

someone needs to get a uv light on skatmeister boris johnsons blazer, that shit would glow like the fourth of july.

not a true pikey, theres no gas bottles scattered around!

someone needs to get a uv light on skatmeister boris johnsons blazer, that shit would glow like the fourth of july.

They could make a film out of it too, get will smith to go kick some uterus ass, although i reckon some gay mans pocket size kleenex - love sword wipe would be a better setting in scat mans case....

"give mess a rest, with kleenex man sized tissues"

he could have a budding career in the world of television advertisments.

as for him film debut,i think r kelly pissing on his face would be more appropriate. hell id probably go to the cinema to pay and watch that

LMAO that could be peedo kellys next chapter of his running "hip hop-era"

"so iiiiii went into the closet mmmmm, i pulled it out and pissed on scattys snout - yeeaaahh"

For anyone who hasnt been blessed with this shiz

if only r kelly was a cockney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEwgEkfmH4

i funkin love that episode

Victorian cockney hitcher is genius