I'd love to hear the lines you boys use to get women it to bed, more fool that woman for falling for the line though

Every time I see a beautiful woman I seem to get a stammer

C-c-c-an I b-b-b-uy you a d-d-drink?

Works every time

That's shit

Shouldn't it have been

Y-y-y-you sh-sh-sh-should be in m-m-m-mmy b-b-bed?

I'd love to hear the lines you boys use to get women it to bed, more fool that woman for falling for the line though

Every time I see a beautiful woman I seem to get a stammer

C-c-c-an I b-b-b-uy you a d-d-drink?

Works every time

You didn't buy me a drink

I'd love to hear the lines you boys use to get women it to bed, more fool that woman for falling for the line though

Every time I see a beautiful woman I seem to get a stammer

C-c-c-an I b-b-b-uy you a d-d-drink?

Works every time

You didn't buy me a drink

he did, just that plink plink fizz (and i dont mean alka seltzer) he put in it left you without recollection!

/\ who needs chat up lines Dirt? LMAO

Edited 3 August, 200818 yr by chrispy

Men

Chat up lines are gay

When i used to go out on the pull, i just went up to whoever i liked the look of and started kissing them, either i got a slap (didnt hurt as i was usually wrecked) or i got more - bonus

I reckon men are the worse to chat women up...in fact they are.....they always tend to use th same line all the time to every lass, ha.

Anyhow how random a subject to talk about...how on earth as it managed to get to this sort of discussion?!?

it always tends to go out of control on here!

wtf!!!??? 5 pages for a noobie thread?

welcome

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

Tits oot tbh

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

Thats obviously why I get alot of attention then :)

wtf!!!??? 5 pages for a noobie thread?

welcome

Haha...thanks...but its these lot...somehow managed to get of the subject of cars and onto chat up lines somehow.

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

and cheaper car insurance

Have you found anything yet Laura?

Still want red?

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

and cheaper car insurance

Damn penis tax!!

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

and cheaper car insurance

Have you found anything yet Laura?

Still want red?

Haha, true with th car insurance :) us girls aren't numpties like men, hehe.

Nope still not found any thing yet :( Yeah still prefer Red but its winding me up now cos I can't find one!! But I'm beginning to think, stuff it, get what you can, lol.

Have you found one or suma? :)

You should know by now, if you have a pair of tits you get an extra good welcome

and cheaper car insurance

Damn penis tax!!

wtf!!!??? 5 pages for a noobie thread?

welcome

we have 8 pages for her newbie thread on Unphased haha

wtf!!!??? 5 pages for a noobie thread?

welcome

we have 8 pages for her newbie thread on Unphased haha

Lol, what are you lot trying to say??

Do I talk too much?