is this line standard issue to everyone who walks past you when washing your car? its like they can't bear the awkward silence when walking past so this line makes them feel more comfortable. must of been said about 3 times when i was washing the car the other day and by the 3rd time i wanted to nut the old man

surely everyone else gets the same line?

Haha, yes! Every single time when I wash my car, though I don't wash it often so it's not so bad

Edited 30 July, 200818 yr by wizardflake

I usually get the same off people in my estate.

I think the first week I got my car I washed it more then I washed myself haha :)

not forgetting 'u missed a spot' .... I often wonder if these people actually think they come up with that line and it hasn't been heard 1000's of times

Edited 30 July, 200818 yr by aroncmc22

not forgetting 'u missed a spot' .... I often wonder if these people actually think they come up with that line and it hasn't been heard 1000's of times

oh aye! you missed a spot! christ.

I'm sure peter kay will use it in his next show hahaha

it is exactly same logic as taxi drivers...

I'm sure peter kay will use it in his next show hahaha

it is exactly same logic as taxi drivers...

yeah!

'busy?'

'what time you on till?'

Get it all the time the neighbours are just tossers anyway

Yep, and its the same old man everytime.

I live in a block of flats, I'm sure they have all said that except the lesbian couple Probably cos i get nervous and say something first

Edited 30 July, 200818 yr by kerrly

i would now just say, look what happened the last time i washed a car

<<<

You are the only person who ever tried drying your car with a flamethrower

I once had a guy stop his minibus full of kids next to my car when I was washing it and say "Will you do this once I've dropped all the kids off?"

I once had a guy stop his minibus full of kids next to my car when I was washing it and say "Will you do this once I've dropped all the kids off?"

with my limited tolerance i would of drop kicked him

I once had a guy stop his minibus full of kids next to my car when I was washing it and say "Will you do this once I've dropped all the kids off?"

a good reply would be, come back when I've got my next bowel movement and ill drop the kids off on your backseat

lol just yesterday some guy was walking past my house while i was HOOVERING my car and asked will i wash his when I'm done, lol WTF i weren't even washing mine,

the cheek i tell you

I once had a guy stop his minibus full of kids next to my car when I was washing it and say "Will you do this once I've dropped all the kids off?"

a good reply would be, come back when I've got my next bowel movement and ill drop the kids off on your backseat

Haha thats class, wish I could think of funny lines like that

Just say yes then wash it with paint stripper and scotchbrite.

^^^ :lol: fisherprice washing ftw

say that to a typical scottish guy who drives a minibus and expect to get your face kicked in haha

Edited 30 July, 200818 yr by grungeisdead

If someone asks if i can do theirs next i say "if you give me £20!"

No-one has said OK yet...

hahaha

yeah, you missed abit and, want to do mine

piss me off EVERY time i wash the car

I normally get "you'll polish all the paint off that car" or "have you not finished that thing yet?"

Hmm, no comment.

iam fed up of it! its all my neighbours seem to say to me.

i might make a little sign that says:

no i haven't missed a bit, i don't want to do yours and no i haven't finished yet.

see what they say then

mod a primark t shirt with that on the back.

i can see visions for a new clothing line now, get your patent on spaniel