I had to read this about 3 times before i worked out what he was trying to say. I hope its a spoof if not then that boy needs to go back to school.

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/694597.htm

MY CAR ORND A REELY LONG TIME WILL CRY WEN IT GOES

RITE EAR GOES

IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C

17TEEN INCH RIM WITH good TIRES

IT GOT A FULL SPECK TACALAR BODIE KIT AND EVEN MORE ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT

IT HAS THE BEST ED LITE CONVERTION EVA COS ITS GOT FRUNT SAXO ED LEETS NOT THAT SAXO LITES R NIECE BUT THE LUK AMAZIN ON MY CAR THIS TUK ALOT OF HARD WORK 2 GET RITE AS U CAN C

ALSO IT AS CLIO BAK LITES AGEN ALOT OF ARD ERNED WORK GON INTO THEM

AN NAR IF you LUK AT BONIT ITS BIN BAD BOYD AN NOT ONLIE THAT ITS GOT VENT IN IT 2 EXLENT 2 COIL ENGIN DOWN

IT GOT DIF MIRERS ON IT BUT 4GOT NAME A THEM BUT LUK good

IT GOT GSI SPOILA WI SAXO SPOILA MOLDDED ON IT LUKS VERY VERY good

AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT what ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE

ALSO IT GOT some MORE EXTRA LIKE DECALS DOWN SIDE N TINT ON BAK WINDA

AIREEL N BLAK INDICORTORS N some VAUXHALL STIKURS N BUKET SEATS N DVD TV CD PLAYER

PROBLIE MIST LOT OF THINS OFF BUT U CAN C FROM PIKTORS what IT LIKE

LET ME NO IF U R INTARESTED

THANK Q 4 LUKIN

4 GOT 2 SAY HAM STIL USIN CAR SO MYLAGE might BE DIFFRENT BUT NOT MUSCH

*******84got to menton that it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u wink wink or if u want to change it and tell the nastie tax man than that would be up 2 u ********

but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink

it got 9 munth mot n 7 munth tax so no need 2 pay for them until that time but it wil fly thru agen no problam

eny qwestons then feal 3 2 email me at enytime on raymaylovespayday@hotmail.co.uk

n i wil du my best 2 andser eny qwestons ok

rite i ham opan 2 offas on this car so go a ed and make me some ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

thank q

ray

bloody chavs!

he appears to have invented his own language, how clever!

I want to punch him in the face

omg took me about 5 mins to read it almost every word is wrong,

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT

IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C

the car looks poooooooo

could go on with more quotes but i'll stop

what the hell, i didnt know people could interpret the english language in such a f**ked up way.

Its actually quite depressing that someone can be so misguided and stupid

i managed to read that first time and understood what he was saying

I want to punch him in the face

clubpolo road trip?

Wow

That surely HAS to be a pi**take?

Clubpolo road trip FTW!

:lol: :lol: :lol: thats jokes

fcukwit

Edited 9 September, 200818 yr by alex2005t

Innit bruv!

Dunno why but "BAK WINDA" made me laugh like fook

Edited 9 September, 200818 yr by kwijibo_coupe

So tempted to email him haha

CP road trip FTW

Saw a corsa like this at asda yesterday. it parked behind me and it was all light up.. I've seen less lights on a Christmas tree, had a rave going on inside.

****8 EGG SORSTS***

i think i had that for breakfast!

I want to punch him in the face

clubpolo road trip?

amen to that! would be funny

I hope this isn't '4REE AL', if he is serious then he should be put down.

I really really really hope that is a piss take...........................innit

17teen ? haha thats class!

haha 17teen....its like writing straight8 instead of str8 haha

Bloody hell, I've just looked at the ad properly, forget the ill-educated grammer, look at the miles and the price!!!! hahahahahahahahaahhaha

I think we should send him some emails

Edited 9 September, 200818 yr by DubLass

Surely a piss take! behind all that bad spelling though, an amazing corsa.....

iv sent him an email saying can you resend you are description in propper english! not that id even want the car what a nob!

DUM FUK, I bet he'd understand that!!!!

lol 6k for a car crash?????? My cousin sold a proper show car spending 35k for 8k. He'd be lucky to pay someone (on lay-away!) to take it away.

I want to punch him in the face

clubpolo road trip?

ill drive up from holland for that shit..

jeeeeeeeeesus